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Wednesday, November 8, 2017
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Hey @Zingly 7 (Engineering Cum Princess) I have you here Kapap
Took me way to long to realise that was your finger
FailFish
Was going to compliment the rigidity of your dick
why is your penis shaped like a pikachu and why does your penis glow red
lol same
pftt. what i find funny is that you first assumed that was a penis. Kappa
it looks like a donger xxbrox
everything's a dick until proven otherwise
it's how i stay away from traps
safety first
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Who ths fuck buys a smart dildo?
when you want something smarter then you are.
@taxes @xBrox what do you name a smart dildo KappaGas
finally something with a high enough iq to be used by rick and morty fans
lel
What possible features could someone add to a sex toy, that would require it to send data to a server
That would in any way be worth anything
tbh i would actually name it rick HOT
rick the artificial dick
Hey I'm dickle rick!!!
Keepo
that's fantastic
oh my god
Some guy on reddit apparently shoved it up his ass
Said it was 100% silicone and was safe
and its creepy af
way up in there morty
100% dissapointed if his names not morty
same
HOT
OK, that rick and morty porn is the shittest thing I've ever seen
Not even using a real woman
HOT
but
on the NSFW server if you want the link
real women dont have a high enough IQ
Keepo
but they might be able to spell
clearly sir if you mis-spell have. Kappa
pff spelling
Man, porn has really gone downhill
nah man
porn is at its height
WutFace
it already got high at fidget spinner sex
Plot aside, these rick and morty actors are ugly as shit
has there been a dab in porn yet
fucking fidget spinner porn
well there clearly going to look like crap if they are doing rick and morty porn Kappa
oh no pls
yeah I saw that
And they said India was going to be the next world power
what is the formula again
attitude + something
dab
india has always been asia's superpower when it comes to memes
and dab
= No Life
= REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES
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da fak? WutFace
that has been a thing
this isn't new
Suprised there weren't more creative ones honestly
That was the only one I could find
I want a clit spinner
