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kys

I dont use tablets either

im not rich

That barbie tablet was only $75

I only have a couple 3dss, a switch, an xbox one, a xbox 360, two wiis, a gamecube, a ps4, and a ps2!

and a midtier 2015 android

I still use my nexus 5, so I'm with you on the phone

nexus 5

midtier

oksure

What do you define as midteir?

As far as smartphones go

oh nexus 5 is really old

well flagships are toptier

just below that is midtier

everything else is budget

Go by cost alone, or does the name brand/specs matter?

OnePlus phones are trying to pretend to be much better than they are, don't really warrent the price

uh

I usually just go by if it's a flagship device for that company, don't look at price at etc.

Ah got it, makes sense

and then there's like ripoff or miniflagships which are like budget flagships, not all companies have these

then there's budgetbois which are everything else because lol

My bet is you have some weird smartphone made by a company which no longer exists

nolol

I have a shitorola phone

Motorola*

unrootable as well

At least you get all of those top-quality moto apps

Bet that really enchances your phone /s

that I disabled all of them

my phone would be pretty is nexus launcher didnt stop resetting the icons I put on apps

I spend like 10 hours making my phone look nice inside

I'm pushing the limits of what technology can achieve just by turning my phone on

If you see some news story about a man's 5-year old phone blowing up and killing him, know that was me

I want a pixel

one day

I wish I wanted a pixel more

But ripall my money then

Christmas is almost here, just write a letter to santa or something

santa

If that doesn't work, just rob your local Google store

oh right im 11

yeah santa

No shit sherlock

Who wants to be my daddy that I give my letter to santa to?

typing that killed me

Reading that gave me autism

me too

just remember that Santa is an anagram for Satan

shhh

a stan

as ant

ants a

satan, tan as santa

pmd eos

m'pedos

Hey @Zingly 7 (Engineering Cum Princess) I have you here Kapap

Took me way to long to realise that was your finger

Was going to compliment the rigidity of your dick

why is your penis shaped like a pikachu and why does your penis glow red

lol same

pftt. what i find funny is that you first assumed that was a penis. Kappa

it looks like a donger xxbrox

everything's a dick until proven otherwise

^

it's how i stay away from traps

safety first

http://www.lawfuel.com/lawbriefings/internet_of_things/ Who ths fuck buys a smart dildo?

when you want something smarter then you are.

@taxes @xBrox what do you name a smart dildo KappaGas

finally something with a high enough iq to be used by rick and morty fans

lel

What possible features could someone add to a sex toy, that would require it to send data to a server That would in any way be worth anything

tbh i would actually name it rick HOT