http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11933014
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Sunday, October 22, 2017
And cucumbers are not the only strange thing women have been putting in their vaginas - women were reportedly 'glitter bombing' their vaginas which experts said was dangerous.
thats actually an amazing idea
glitter is so hard to remove, so if you are raped, the man will have direct evidence against him
people in general have always put wierd shit in them
@taxes i guess you need to put a glitter cannon in your bag of holding
The moment when a man is forced to disrobe in court for the jurry to see his glitter covered dong will be a shining moment for womens rights
Wasn't that a south park episode?
male... female... doesn't matter, something is going in an opening
glitter in a
wtf
that'd be impossible to get out
makes me hurt to think about it
but it has to be "pretty" Kapap
menstruation
That's the official site, sfw
no...?
https://video-images.vice.com/articles/595d28ad24bef02380246aa9/lede/1499277544390-passiondust.jpeg?crop=0.8858xw:0.999xh;0.0826xw,0xh&resize=1050:*
do not swallow
wtf
God knows I'd wiant my private parts to make my partner think of lucky charms cereal
the most disgusting part of that image is the unironic use of bae
Kappa
what do you think is the weirdest thing someone has put in them
a penis
That initial article is about the new craze for cucumber "cleansing"
also from their blog
"We would like to say first and foremost that we are not at all interested in engaging in a debate over the safety of Passion Dust or the product implications. "
But pretty much, whatever you convince dumb 18 Y/Os to do will be the top of the list, and it seems they're getting dumber year over year
sounds legit
so max is the target audience
exact opposite
I think shoving anything other than a dick in there is a bad idea
Not extreme enough
maybe a bag of holding
I think shoving anything in there other than a bag of holding to store your ballista defence is a bad idea
why even allow a penis to go in there, you could break something
Doesn't the penis get broken more often than not? (if something is going to break)
I mean, you can prob rupture a vein if you go to fast or some shit
how can you break a penis
damn bear traps
I would image most of the damage would be to the woman if you were going that fast though
i guess woosh
if it's too tight could you rip a dick off?
probably not
More likely to tear the vagina to make it less tight
thats how birth works
idk, if you've given up any semblence of masculinity and are letting the girl lead, pretty sure some misplaced weight can easily cause a penile fracture
fracture?
in the penis bone
Kappa
still don't know how you can break a penis
Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.Fucking Dr with the medical retorts
aggressive masturbation
this is why the only good doctor is a doctor of physics or mathmatics
are they like iron gripping their dick?
I assume agressive means just keep strocking fast for a long period
in one sitting
So, the old PSAs used to be aimed at stopping kids from mastrubating by sticking their dick between their matress and bed frame
Because that was an easy way to injure yourself
oh dang
I wonder if there was old female anti masturbating PSAs
probably not
probably was
idk, never took the girls sex ed class
telling you not to stick pencils in there
You know, having a penis and all
>old psas, never took sex ed
how old are you
we literally have a ww1 vet shitposting with us
thanks for serving
Kappa
ew old people
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