banned-users

that is disgusting

if I have to do that

no thanks

ribbed for her pleasure?

implying I will be having sex with women

implying women exist

Why would I have sex with a woman when for all I know they have a ballista in their pouch

that is suicide

implying dicks exist

but

idk, you'b be able to blow air in your own face without using your hands

How are they real if I've never seen one irl

if you have a stronghold in your penis it will defend against the ballistae

you do not understand

a stronghold will fall to a ballista

every time

The first dick you encounter now will have one of those air hoses now, it's fated to occur

war of attrition?

great, you just made max a lesbian

good job spooky

if you don't want to have kids you should make sure to never encounter a penis irl

I thought we established catapults already

catapults <<< ballistas

fight me

catapults are siege weapons created by the nazis to troll actual siege weapons

Is a penis which blows air really going to get you pregnant though?

if that air carries particles of semen

maybe

That'd be a question for your grade school sex-ed teacher

would you put that thing in your sex pocket doc?

Oh

thats a great idea

max

Pika, your siblings are younger than you. Pass those pics along to stir up questions in their class

?

make a custom tshirt cannon that shoots condoms, put that in your pouch of holding

what

but think of my idea

Ant Farm Dickhole

a dickhole is shaped like an ant mound

so clearly its suitable for ants

also deffinitly not a lesbian Kappa

when you spend your entire saturday talking about genitalia

Pika, you better rush out and get that air-hose enhancement to impress Max

Nothing short of that may satisfy her anymore

no

only real 100% medium rare dicks

i prefer my dicks well done

tbh I'm not even sure what sex is anymore

good

don't bother

sex is a philosophical construct created by the nazis to troll horny fucks like us

what if I need to give a bj in the future

ew

Contrary to this chat today. It does not involve toddlers, prolapses, or air hoses

why would you need to give a bj

living in a nazi camp

need some $$$

uh

why would you want to put a penis in your mouth ever

what I just said

would you rather starve

or succ

just put it in your bear trap bag of holding

i would actually rather starve

I need the $$$

fire would never be in that situation

he never runs out of money joke

I'll just buy a robotic dick then fight crime with it

does the dick talk?

is the dick a private eye?

ha ha