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can you explain the penis air hose

i swear

if i see lolis

you never got to explain it

I thought I did

nope

Sombody (not me) put aan air compression cylinder in their dick

It blows, doesn't suck

But he can still use his dick normally

Still get's hard/soft

wtf

can he clean his keyboard with his miniscule member?

don't they like

get empty

so..

No, he's able to intake air as far as I know

Hooks up to an air compressor using a cathater

source in nsfw?

wait nvm

nothanks

Old internet thing

No source anymore, just archives of where I've seen it

took me a bit to track those few down

He had a few hundred up online long ago

when you search for a penis on the internet

2017 my dudes

Also, I need your impartial ruling on a matter, how long is his dick?

-3995in

below average

bigger than mine

prob around 3-4

source, it is smaller than mine

but that source isn't impartial pika Kappa

It is scientific

source am a scientist

but you arent even a scientist officially

According to my first year lab instructor, being in that lab meant we were physicists Kappa

so i can just take the first year of uni and be a physicist

only if you do it with the intent of sticking with it

tbh

whats the definition of scientist?

someone who does science

someone who gets paid to do science?

So Pika, would you(or anyone here for that matter) be willing to get theri own dick air hose?

No

i guess i'm a scientist because my degree was a bachelors in Science and engineering

do you see the shape of that mans penis

that is disgusting

if I have to do that

no thanks

ribbed for her pleasure?

implying I will be having sex with women

implying women exist

Why would I have sex with a woman when for all I know they have a ballista in their pouch

that is suicide

implying dicks exist

but

idk, you'b be able to blow air in your own face without using your hands

How are they real if I've never seen one irl

if you have a stronghold in your penis it will defend against the ballistae

you do not understand

a stronghold will fall to a ballista

every time

The first dick you encounter now will have one of those air hoses now, it's fated to occur

war of attrition?

great, you just made max a lesbian

good job spooky

if you don't want to have kids you should make sure to never encounter a penis irl

I thought we established catapults already

catapults <<< ballistas

fight me

catapults are siege weapons created by the nazis to troll actual siege weapons

Is a penis which blows air really going to get you pregnant though?