banned-users

super useful

my dick has a flashlight in it

ah

wtf is that air dick

model 1X99BP

I see

a man of class

Also those fingernails are a good size

I went for 1X99BT

ah

wait

just put a ballistae in your penis and you can be a walking siege weapon

F U CK

BALLISTAE?

You are on to someing

You mean

vaginal ballistas

Trebuchet

can we kick max

i do not

want to click

dicks are trebuchets

on the nsfw server

Max, when I get there we are experimenting with seige equipement and a bag of holding

hot

there's another

okay

penis air hose

And nopls pika

max

just put a castle in your sex pocket

think about it

and a siege wepon in your rod

you can defend yourself with the most powerful weapon in the medieval age

any man who comes near you will be torn to shreds

but like

how will it get out

OH

bag of holding my dude

THAT THE BAG WAS AT THE TOP?

what?

what

yes

I was thinking it was deep down and that's why I was confused

lmao

why would you put it deep down

oh

then they just need to rape with the tip

So the real question, if someone approached you on the street and offered to give you your own internal air hose

i was also thinking it was deep down

yeah top

Because my bear trap idea

your plan is flawed max

so I started off deep

asians can still rape

needs to be the edge of the vagina

so can pika

so can i

Hey man, I have a solid 5.4ish inch dick

i boast the smallest penis in a 10 mile radius

yeah and because geese have weird different dicks

he can dodge the bag

i'd love to know how you confirm that

surveys

Ha ha my dude, a ruler

man those duck dicks

dont duck dicks have anti anti rape mechanisms?

yes

source

no they love rape I thought

dont get fucked by a duck max

am a rapist who studies anti anti rape

and constantly rape

they'll bypass your stronghold

even dead corpses

and breach the gap

female ducks do not like being raped