banned-users

I ended up living with the dragon

10/10 ending

Oh you're a GIRL dragon

Yeah the dragon was a girl

And i was a girl

Oh I was just making a crappy reference

my god please do not lewd the karp dragon

Urealms content in the non urealms chat.

Always a thing

Me and lilidan before she became a dragon were starting a relationship

We talked about umbreon earlier

no one uses the side channels

We got as far as her grabbing my butt

trie

and the dragon was a young lass

geez karp, why do you always rp sexual encounters

correction, no one ever has a need to use the side channels except karp

And sometimes me

Because streams and YouTube

She was the one to grab my butt i didn't even do anything

sure you did

Then when i tried to impress her i rolled a 5 and we were just friends but she did have feelings for me

Aand that's my cue to leave. Bai

And then she took over a dragon

rip

this chat is killing the light

xBrox skipped all the shitstorm earlier, only to be scared away by karp

And i got a diplomatic victory while everyone else ran away

I literally rolled higher in everything

Ok not everything

But i rolled really well

we're corrupting the light again

how could this happen

The light is already destroyed

this is all your fault fire

there is no light left for us

blessed be those who escaped this chat, for no one who remained is pure

that's the worst part, to be honest, knowing that it is my fault

its karp's fault for making every rp sexual

maybe if fire joined the firat campaign, we wouldn't have pedo karp

yeah, you'd have pedo fire

Pedo fire sounds worse

fucking, I was typing that

first

fuck you

pedo fire at least has restraint

topkek

do i though

i cuck everyone don't i

Do you want a pedo to have restraints

pedo fire would probably not try to make the client the body guard

easy to be a pedo when the child cannot move

pedo fire would hit on your children

I mean

Thats fine

i would hit on umbreon

for sure

Fucking

oh great

and fuck me to death

trie

She was the one in love with me

I would just murder him midway through the campaign

fire would cuck everyone

My character was just a bisexual from al migo

Karp, you have to realize, you brought this on yoursel

Anytime someone mentions something even remotely mockable, we go for it

we are the true scum of this planet

we killed the light, and vandalized its corpse

for our own sick pleasures

All my character wanted to do was take advantage of men and steal their shit or use them to help me only

i realize that even if i were to somehow resurrect the light, i'd just abuse it again

i'm a horrible person

you defined your character as a sexual character karp

stop

You guys aren't that bad. There are worse people out there

no

Well she's gotta seduce people to get them to help her

i find that difficult to believe