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I was an only child for 10 years

My brother is like, 8 years 1 month younger than me

wait

10 years 1 month

but if pikachu has 2 siblings and i am one of them, and i have 4 siblings, how does math

But wait

if putin is your grandfather, and my mother, and hitler is your dad, and I am your mom

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

PIECE BY PIECE

no

i am even more confused

woosh

woosh my dude

there is no woosh going on here

so your parents didn't have children for 11 years and decided they wanted more then Kappa

your saying theres no woosh is the woosh

10 years

karp

learn to math

woosh

better?

And no

they tried for 10 years

they just fucking suck

at childrening

o.o

10 years failing at sex? how many 1's did they roll?

no child is a 20 tbh

and they were not trying hard

umbreon's a 20

how would you know this?

They told me

what are you trying to say fire

ohhh

Fucking, I am 18 karp

you are too perfect and make us all look bad by comparison

I joke about sex around my parents all the time

fuck

now that I sat down

I do not want to start cleaning again

my life

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

trie

woosh

and the niggers too of course

but pikachu you should know by now that i like to assume the worst Kappa

what

I forget what I said to you karp

what are you on about

fuck you

you know what

nvm

you are the worst

I wish you were jewish

so I could gas you

Kappa ✈

just chill out pika

No

You know what

i'm with pika

fuck karp

you are the second worse

You are basically a step up above karp

hm 🚬

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i'm with pika fuck fire second

woosh

wow

karp

you fucking shit

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