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raise the pressure so high that they get sucked into the atmosphere

Well, I've got a plan going. I'm waiting for them all to converge on the cheese squares, and then, the lighter comes into play

melted cheese

great idea

I've actually just been watching them and my colony is pretty disorganized. I think it's fate that we found eachotjer

you gotta control your populace better

start making a government Kappa

Since I've never been in a communist government before, you're right. This is the perfect time to gain experiencd

fire knows all about marxism

i wonder if the hole in the wall in the bathroom will have ants like last summer

There will be when my colony invades

better watch out fire

you'll send your ants to europe?

you're basically playing civ with ants Kappa

if so that's impressive and i wouldn't even mind

Civ PogChamp

when?

TTT

We're going to be the only ant colony with a functional navy

And we'll grow our economy overseas

rush Great Library

did you know ants can bundle up together to create an ant raft

that's how they swim

and use your great ant scientists to research philosophy Kappa

I saw a video of that, these guys have potential

God they're actually really cute why can't they just come in like, groups of 4

ants are the only insects i don't hate

orlly?

they're basically like humans

ant sympathizer

They come towards me when I sit near them, they recognize me as the queen

are they trying to mate with you then? Kappa

fuck man

it's basically a communist utopia

something humans aren't capable of

ants are better than us

I'm the queen after all lewd

hive minds are OP NotLikeThis

i wanna be an ant in my next life Kappa

do you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i'd probably only live for 2 or 3 days

I want to be an ant queen- oh wait

clearly you want to be hitler in your next life

been there, done that

I had to kill some dissenters who challenged my rule, I feel dirty

maybe putin's grandson, bring back the russian empire

Joseph Stalin was a good boi

he kinda messed up though

he tried his best

that's all we can ask from him

trotzky would've attacked nazi germany before nazi germany was even a thing and europe would still be communist to this day

stalin just kinda kept to himself

and ruined communism in the process

Oh god there's corpses everywhere

you monster

ant hitler started the great ant war

This is why I like spiders more, they help me out and I don't have to kill them and feel awful

AND my floor isn't bleach stained because of it

Fucking tilex

Did you just vom at the beauty of spiders

spiders WutFace

spiders are too spooky

arachnids are a no-go

pls purge thanks

Look into any jumping spiders' eyes and tell me that

^

Alright but what about mantids

what

oh mantis

they're too big

and they eat their mates

wo