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Umbreon I'm borrowing you're special move- Y'know you say that as a joke but guess how I found the angs

and become antman Kappa

What

whoa

are you now antman now?

yes.

I think I am

I accidentally ate one and now I've gained its power

the ant hive sees you as its leader

the hive mind

nice quirk m8

can i eat your hair?

To whom was that directed, cause both me and umbreon are candidates right now

too late

do you understand why squid?

I'm going to pretend that squid hair is analogous to calamari and that the joke is nothing more than that

watch Boku Hero Academia squid

GODDAMMIT GUYS I STOPED TO TALK TO YOU FOR TWELVE SECONDS AND THEY MULTIPLIED

BY 5

You're been sucked into the hell known as phijkchu

enjoy your stay

How the fuck this must be an entire colony

I really am the queen

you're the colony now

Wage war on rival ant colonies

and become ruler of all ants

I'm gonna have to, I've grown attached

or just flood your room Kappa

Like I don't have any bug spray, I have fucking Lysol, that's my arsenal

drop a nuke

Wait are they red

You can't be serious

welp ur fucked

I don't wanna die today

spicy

stop leaving food around you dirty fuck

ONE BOX OF CHEEZITS. ONE DAY

haven't you heard?

ants love cheezits

why are they swarming my laptop charger, what behaviour

I'm the queen I need to know these things!

they're trying to disconnect your electricity

and kill you in the dark

I GAVE THEM CHEEZITS WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT

it's over

light the house on fire

I'm going to raise the atmospheric pressure in my room until it implodes

that would be explosion

Not the way I use it

thus sayeth the laws of thermodynamics

raise the pressure so high that they get sucked into the atmosphere

Well, I've got a plan going. I'm waiting for them all to converge on the cheese squares, and then, the lighter comes into play

melted cheese

great idea

I've actually just been watching them and my colony is pretty disorganized. I think it's fate that we found eachotjer

you gotta control your populace better

start making a government Kappa

Since I've never been in a communist government before, you're right. This is the perfect time to gain experiencd

fire knows all about marxism

i wonder if the hole in the wall in the bathroom will have ants like last summer

There will be when my colony invades

better watch out fire

you'll send your ants to europe?

you're basically playing civ with ants Kappa

if so that's impressive and i wouldn't even mind

Civ PogChamp

when?