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now that i think about it i should really get myself a selfdefense weapon that's legal

Why

I recomend a blade that has been folded 1000 times Kappa

to protect myself if someone just wanted to fucking rob me

because fuck you i want my shit i'll fight you to the death

wo my dude

but i'd actually have to read all the laws about self defense and shit

and what you can legally have as a weapon

i couldn't even bring a gun to the school if i owned one

which i don't own one

then i'd be perfectly armed for self defense

what type of weapon?

but no i'd have to bring something less effective then a gun

Katana Weeb Style

so when someone else wants to break the law and rob me with a gun i'll be at a disadvantage

that's for sure not allowed

You are always at a disadvantage if someone else takes the initiative to rob you

regardless of what weapons you have

Pepper Spray is Probably Super Cancer

i'm not a complete idoit

i hate when stuff gets in my eyes Rip

i'd just make myself seem like i'll willing give my shit to them

That is the worst kek.

and then fuck him up before i do

I have no idea how skilled you are fighting karp, but that seems like a poor choice

assuming the robber is also a complete idiot

i mean

they probably are

if they are going to rob me at school

An idiot is willing to go farther out of fear than someone who is not

much more likely to be stabbed if you resist

but i can get the initative on the attack

You can not get the initative on an attack when the robber is naturally on alert

in a theroictical sernario

i'll fucking jump on them and stab them and bite them

if i can knock them to the ground i'll stab their fucking eyes

tbh if they want to rob you your probably gonna get robbed

i'll die trying then

i'll fucking use every ounce of my strength to fucking murder them

oh look cancer patient is back

Hey Eevee

Sup

i mean my only plan is too murder the robber

idc how

i don't plan for that part

what if there is more than one person?

The shock of a robbery will keep you from thinking straight. Also, how likely is it that you will get robbed?

fucking bunch of ghetto kids at my school

pretty possible to happen with those fucking shits

are you not having kemo anymore eevee?

Wait, do you actually have caner eevee

The fuck is karp talking about

idk

What?

No, I dont have cancer

Good to hear

hows uni

nani?!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you were gone for something you couldn't talk about here

obviously getting beaten by your parents

or having cancer

...

Karp

or something bad

And you assumed the worst 10/19

this is why we pick on you karp

May I point out that you, not 20 minutes ago, we upset that we do this to you

Im hosting a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tounament for the dorm so thats a thing

neat

you guys

I mean, yeah fuck eevee though

were so wanting to keep it private

it couldn't be good

for not being active

fucking

so you have a switch?

Ya

cool

Nice