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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Sunday, March 26, 2017
we don't need material
we just shit on you anyways
it's free material from younger karp
That seems worse tbh
yeah
i try to do an actual let's play
on my ipad
clearly we should do let's plays those are popular Kappa
Not really anymore
fuck im old
we should makes vines... oh wait vine is dead
The new hip thing is commentary on SJWs
Kappa
We could be the next "Creatures" Kappa
We need to rebrand PHIJKCHU as skeptics (tm)
I will go call Candid and get us a sponsorship right now
we should make shitty theory videos
and make the thumbnails cancer
You should have not have lost my rant on Newtons law
we need to get reported by the media somehow
by saying some really fucked up things to them
Kappa
Thats not enough
Karp, go get falsely accused of rape at your school
falsely?
we will defend you, then when it turns out you actually did do the rape, we will double down
That should get the media after us Kappa
can't
why not?
Can't rape if you have no dick (Picture of black guy pointing at his head)
Kappa
no humans at my school Kappa
sub-humans?
disgusting.
hey pikachu do you have mosquitos in the great white north?
summer time though
too cold usually
i can deal with that
We also get nastly black flies a bit north of where I am
describe
Like mosquitos, but hurts more
There's a black flies song even
huh.
Literally worse than mosquitos
in every way
fucking not moving to canada now
another reason not to move to canada Kappa
Main reason is Canada Geese tbh
we need to nuke canada
i'll stay in hell thank you.
to kill all black flies
Although, it is legal to hunt the Canada goose
how can one hunt the Canadian goose when it's hunting you?
I never said you would survive to tell the tale
just that it is legal
but there's gotta be limits with where you can hunt geese with guns
Need a licence
wasn't to long ago that the greater canadian goose was thought extinct
and probably only during hunting season
i guess a bit ago
I wish it was tbh
longer than ive been alive
woman
how were the 1590s btw?
Kappa
also probably can't bring the gun to kill geese at schools
shit
no fire emblem
Kappa
I am an old man, but porygon is literally the oldest man
Kappa
pikachu even if it's during hunting season there are probably lots of places with geese where you can't actually bring your gun to
I base age not on biological cell progression, or even years alive, but computer skills, so by that metric
like the bank?
I am an old fuck
If you are quick
a shovel will do karp
