banned-users

daaaaamn

fucking savage

"Dick on a string" -PHIJKCHU_eevee"-Fire october 10, 2015

rip

wtf is this shit

eeveefire just as kill as guudewillies

I am scrolling through fires twitter

"GOSH EEVEE, ISAAC NEWTON LITERALLY EXPLAINED GRAVITY TO US." It's funny because Newton was wrong

lol

what a bunch of weebs

Got to the point when you first discovered rick and mortu

i hope i didn't fuck that one up

well anyway you guys have fun with your weeb shit

Kek

"AYY" -Fire during phijkchus 2nd birthday

is bopen talking about the music or my twitter?

what is weeb NotLikeThis

Kirby music is great

Whelp

i heard it had a sex scene

Thats awkward

Well shit

movies nowadays are trying way too hard to turn people into furries NotLikeThis

I muted notifications somehow and I have no idea how to fix it

it has gay sex apparently

"I love Disney movies, they make me happy."

Fire's twitter is the timeline that keeps on giving

hcjKappa //

Two poos walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faeces?" laughter ensues

Fucking

top notch banter fire

amazing

You have tweeted about trying to finally fix your sleeping scheduel almost every month for 2 years

fire, you had problems

true

funny thing is

i was about to say "i should be sleeping now but pikachu looking through my timeline is funny"

rip sleep schedule

that'll fix it

Holy shit

I wish I could map out your twitter

this is the 4th time you mentioned lasagna

each time spread out by like, 5 month periods

lasagna is the best food

i dare say, almost better than pizza

"The Skype chat is good again."

hah

fucking stop typing i'm still trying to catch up

lol

read faster?

kek

Got to when you played that twitter rpg thing

will you ever reach the end?

he has like

6k tweets

so no

pretty sure twitter stops loading at some point

ok i caught up

I am at june 23 2015

wo

i didn't see the notification or whatever popped up here whatever

i got myself a haricut

3 more years to go Kappa

good for you karp

you posted this image 6 times

it's a duck with a hat

7

duck.

with hat.

8

"And the results say: I've passed for my finals! victory dance" Good job fire

Kappa //

"Dear non-existent diary: Today I was slapped by my 6 year-old niece after I refused to kidnap her. What even?"

whoa now