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Best lecture ever

"I accidentally wrote "todays" instead of "today's" twice in my essay and got conditional pass. My conditional pass was solely because of the this error. I had to endure a 1 hour session of a lady explaining the difference to me. Don't make the same mistake.."

I swear to god, this is going to be me

lol

What the fuck is your school?

a canadian school

My school gets a fuckton of asians

a literal fuckton

there's an epidemic of confusing possession with pluralization

Like, my english instructor said "I dont give a shit about grammer, I just want to know that you can write a paper"

or spelling

I mean, if you fuck up spelling while in word, you fucked up

I can write a paper, but if it comes down to the ability to not make 2 of the same spelling errors due to the fact that I am under a time constraint, that is bullshit

I looked at my unis subreddit the other day. The last thing posted was the day after the election saying "Has anyone else seen hate messages popping up across campus?"

lol

Again, uwaterloo, top school for shitposting

I noticed the opposite, messages about how we will survive if we just love each other

And then a week later 1 about how love is a lie and everyone just needs to drop dead

My uni is so god damn protective of the students. They invited Nick Offerman to do a show here and then asked him to censor his act, which was all about dick jokes

Seems standard

My uni is great

we are all too bust for pc bullshit

There are many things wrong with the censorship thing. First off, STUDENT tickets are $20. Dont know what kid is going to spend 20 dollars on Nick Offerman, who is well known for pretty vulgar comedy to begin with

Either way, when Nick mentioned this, everyone booed the uni staff

Good

how do you know if it cost $20?

Because I went

Duh

Regular admission was at least $40

How the fuck do you have time for that

pick a harder program

ffs

But ya, you dont know that it was censored until you actually get to the show

And then he makes a song about how it means someone on staff is in love with him and wants all his dick jokes to themselves

"Sit near the front, back, or the sides of the room"

assigned seating

fucking bullshit advice

Dont sit in the middle. That is for the important people

http://www.macleans.ca/education/uniandcollege/university-students-cant-spell/

This is actually fucking hilarious to me

Either this test is too hard, or my future collegues are fucking idiots

I am going with the latter

"The Internet norm of ignoring punctuation and capitalization as well as using emoticons may be acceptable in an email to friends and family, but it can have a deadly effect on one’s career if used at work."

Yep

the latter is true

fucking morons

Well, regardless, I will talk to you gents later

Have fun with your english shit

that is the 7th

Ah

got that on the 7th, exams from 8-10th, then a bit of a break, exam on the 17th, 2 on the 19th, and last is on the 21st

then I can meme again

MEMEDOM

Dead memes Kappa

it has rob in it

Busy

need to study for exams

rip

but ty for the info, will watch later

its only 2 hours

Kappa

I have 4 exams starting tomorrow

fuck you

kek

God damn highschoolers

lel

think they know so much

ikr fuck them Kappa

thats illegal

Only if they are not dumbasses who failed and are in highschool at the legal age Kappa

I pray on 21 year old highschool girls

Pinned a message.

lol

There are exactly 8 vacant lots in the Alola region

8 vacant lots..... Generation 8 confirmed Kappa

or Sun and Moon 2