banned-users

we are just calling them my sad puppies for now though

nipple scanner to enter

Adding that

dont forget the pat down

and the shirt cannon

And pooping on counsolers

those are some fucking huge nipple scanners

Just email this to the dean of your school eevee

saying this is your plan

its gender neutral

Of course

they need to be that big to handle the girls

can you read the smaller text below it?

I do not know if it is too small

no

i can make it out barely

gotta squint

It says if you have a third nipple, request a handheld scanner from the office of bathrooms

or something

what if you have no nipples

then obviously you can not poop

sounds fair

^

If you have no nipples, you are a strange mutant

we need you to die from lack of waste removal

to ensure purity

or you are a breast cancer survivor

Also should be removed

for purity of the human race

so let me get this straight

0 nipples = freak, 3 nipples = ok

Muhaha so all i have to do is cut everyones nipples and it be my bathroom

3 nipples is 50% more

0 is 100% less

so yes, 3 is okay, 0 is not

Alright

so

and toilets with clothing

And finally

The reasons the shirts are being flushed

Welp, I am now sick of the meme

that music reminds me of gershwin but more repetitive and boring

lol

I wish discord would notify me

Taka's playing ftl

if any cares

people are complaining that the crab isn't water type

and ignore the people who explain that not all crabs live in water

Clearly fighting type

have not seen it yet

but that is clearly a fighter

yup

and the ghost sand castles have really creepy descriptions on the website

https://i.redditmedia.com/LUQE88fff781jWv7oXtA2c-Cs1ZtjFX4LrAdw03NUxQ.png?w=704&s=6a54339a820d88a98d65312093a108a6

/r/pokemon is livid at the stupid result of the Kalos League

great episode

The Pokemon center store has a shiny mega gardevoir plush... I might have to get one

They also have a plain ol eevee. I know @Nagito Eevee was looking for them long ago

Ya, I saw those

anyone want to play federation force?

didn't think so

Hey, you guys are more tech savvy

I need a school laptop, and considering I am doing physics, it just needs to have good batery life, decent lifespan, and enough cpu to run microsoft word

any recommendations?

also preferably cheap

i have a dell inspiron, but its massive

yeah, small would be preferable since I am going to need to carry that shit around

if you can use google docs, i'd suggest a chrome book

Meh, I have used chrome books before