expect a lot more stupid people flushing tshirts
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, August 18, 2016
inb4 this happens every week
no more toliets
just shit buckets
and they do nothing to punish you
inb4 cameras in the bathroom for prevention
No, they said if this happens again, only our floor will be passed extra charges
also did I make a typo and put boing as the title when I changed it?
because I hope I did
d e f i n i t e l y
rip
(totally not me)
not my oc
But ya, they took attendance so anyone that wasnt there is under suspicion I guess
Why did you do it eevee
They should have cameras in the bathroom Kappa
that would fix it
It would fix it
toilet bowl cams looking up at you
totally normal
put isotope tracers on everyone's clothes
no shirts allowed in bathrooms
Door should lock when you poop, and remained locked until your poop is sifted through
no shirts allowed period
No clothing allowed
party school hype
i can get behind that
lol
make eveyone go through a pat down before they go into the bathroom
Make them weigh themselves before entering, and then weight after. If the decrepancy is about the ammont of a shirt, investigate them
because poop is weightless
If you poop the wight of a shirt
you have problems
Should be far more, or far less
or just automatically assume any girl going in is at fault because girls don't poop
or exist
that solves it
replace bathrooms with digital bathrooms
since all schooling seems to be going digital anyways
remove all bathroom doors and stall doors so no one can sneakily flush shirts and bottles
Replace the toilets with fake toilets with a counsoler hiding inside it
he can catch them in the act
Kappa
Lol
You better be writting these down eevee
we are fixing your problems for you
What if they shit on the counsoler?
Sooo this? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/23/24F8E0E300000578-0-image-a-2_1422008618305.jpg
Yeah basically
how do your bathrooms work eevee?
In both dorms i've stayed at there haven't been gender specific bathrooms and the floors were coed
Counsolers are paid for a reason karp
just get rid of bathrooms
pee in the bush
The floor has 2 halls, one male and one female
Wait, leg was onto something
and make eveyone poop in like the cafeteria or something
SEGREGATION
SEXIST
mandatory sex changes since girls do not poop
Each has bathrooms but the bathrooms can be used by anyone
just cut it off
or just dont let anyone eat or drink
problem solved
no shirts and no bottles
just bring your own toliet
yes
Get a high resolution jpeg of a toilet bowl, place it on the ground, and wait for a drunk farm student to shit on the floor
put saran wrap over all the toilet seats, catch the shirts before the flush
Force people to wear shit
problem solved
flush that shit all they want
wear shit and flush shirts perfect
I don't see why they don't just lock down the building untill this issue is solved
Because its a dorm...
That we live in...