It is a moral paradox
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Thursday, August 11, 2016
either situation is bad
**outcome
those ones suck if you do not assume someone dying is inherently worse than no one dying
Which is why those suck for me Kappa
Well, at least this talk has acomplished something of subjective worth
my meme folder has one more situational meme I can post in case the trolley problem is ever mentioned again
Tbh it's their fault for getting in that situation anyways
not if they are tied down
I would let them die and not potentially get in trouble for murder Kappa
would you like to be tied down in the trolley problem?
I do not care either way
hey pikachu
add magicarp to your trolley problem
Kappa
This is just one folder
there is one meme
that must die
I found bopit 9/11 immediately
there is something wrong with me
I am glad I had to look for a second or 2
Honestly, this is my favorite folder
the other folders, although also mspaint, are not as random as this bullshit is
So guess which URL campagin this image came after Kappa
the first one
"Dank Meme Dream Team Sabeem Karazeem"
whatever it was called
that one
I love my naming sceme
is it really called that?
I dont rember the name
but
it was the one with the fucking monk in it
I mean, I posted a screenshot of my images
and someone was a shit monk
multitrack drifting would stop the trolley as shown in one of the memes i linked
Yeah yeah
fuck I cant remember
but this trolley is actually super stretchy
and will stretch with the tracks
the trolley is an unstoppable object leg
as will your morality either way
hey pikachu what about the kill a patient to save 5 lives spin off?
Fuck morality, has nothing to do with the fact that, objectively, it does not matter who the hell is hit
Same problem
why the fuck do I care
how do you multitrack that Keepo
You take the organs from the one man, and put them in the patients
HOWEVER
You put the wrong organs in the wrong patients
lol
so they still die from their faulty organs, and istead have healthy ones replaced
so basically
you just take the nihilist philosophy
I mean, I am not too far off froma nihilist
philosophically
But no, in all honesty, I would just no do shit
because I do not care either way, and it is easier to do nothing
I would not kill someone, just because guilt, but in the switch scenario I would flip a coin
to absolve myslef of any guilt
so I loose nothing
Okay, modifying your conundrum
can you be a nihilist and still feel guilt?
You have enough time to grab a coin, but not enough time to look at it. You know for a fact you have 2 coins
one coin is a super rare misprint that is both heads
flip a coin to decide Kappa
Now you have a 50/50 chance of fucking over the guy that is the heads path
what umbreon said
knowing that you are fucking him over
also idk bopen
just flip coins until the trolley runs everyone over
I mean
about the nihilist thing
I do not think so
I am kinda nihilistic
I prefer Absurdism, it is more fun
