banned-users

holy shit

maybe he'll finally get surf as a move

what the heck is 'surge surfer'

who knows?

>8ball what is Surge Surfer?

:question: Question what is Surge Surfer?🎱 8Ball Answers Yes

lol

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/12983857_254475341568065_5663032687802099057_o.jpg

lol

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13010905_258159387866327_137778827092810626_n.jpg?oh=a58ba8c0e30b87a5005a686258ae72de&oe=5853694A

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13076599_260611420954457_8801416714298157342_n.jpg?oh=3f8daf7fe7eb94ba57c9eb6ad88fc897&oe=585D9E66

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpiE8cMW8AAT8Zz.jpg

this seems dumb

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13178874_268592093489723_6536311443631417378_n.jpg?oh=4abf89ec75c583f07971c3d24b668471&oe=5818AD24

have an extra trolley and pull the lever once after the first one goes past

-homicidal maniac

wait hold on

i didn't know you could

oh wait

I was scrolling through chat and saw a 'RIP Pirate' thing and I thought it was an image one of you made

when it was just the bot

wait what, now i'm confused

hold on let me find it

it was something like that

oh you meant that?

@Nadeko rip @mercury banana 2016

yes

i thought one of you learned photoshop or GIMP and made that

i get it now

but I was mistaken

well you're right about me knowing gimp, not right about me making it

@Nadeko rip @Google 1998

not well made

doesn't center the profile

by the way can you also add what the second year says?

not that i know of

@Nadeko rip @Dan K. Meme 1999 2001

i was gonna do pretty much that except with bopen

wow take that quote out of context ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pinned

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13266047_277489579266641_3022641177201650943_n.png?oh=3dda0f2213b01bafd40ea6f8765a1376&oe=581962D2

lol why wouldn't you pull the lever?

unless the lever has spiders

in which case instant regret

because there are legs sticking out of the box

as a reason not to pull the lever?

i would pull it regardless

actually it gives me more of a reason to pull it

now i know i can murder more people

Kappa

i always feel like such an asshole when one of my cats comes home with a dead mouse and i just throw it in the trash can

like i'm pretty sure that's basically dinner they were looking forward to eating but it leaves such a mess when they're done

SO MUCH REGRET

The sky got all dark

And this weird thing appeared and i went to it

And now i'm fighting this thing that might be a super boss

I had a weird shadow thing hit me for 9999 rip

Down to a few characters now dodge rolling like no tomorrow

fucking lol

that paradox

i am lying

These trolly problems

holy shit

I am dying

rip

Fuck man

I just spent 2 hours on the trolley problem meme facebook page

I read every single fucking post

lol

You need something better to do Kappa

I love philosophical problems

my conclusion is to flip a coin

because fuck guilt

Of course, I am the asshole who says that objectivly it does not matter either way

So multi-track drifting is the only solution

Kappa

I have more paradoxes if you are interested pika