fuck this bot
banned-users
Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Jump to date
Monday, July 25, 2016
Goolge
ok google image sprite
nvm
ok google weather arizona
still broken
ok google image coke
ok google define pepsi
Definitions for pepsi:
1: Pepsi Cola is a trademarked colaok google define cola
Definitions for cola:
1: carbonated drink flavored with extract from kola nuts (`dope' is a southernism in the United States)
2: large genus of African trees bearing kola nutsok google define coke
Definitions for coke:
1: street names for cocaine
2: Coca Cola is a trademarked cola
3: become coke
4: carbon fuel produced by distillation of coalTradematked african trees
ok google define hood
Definitions for hood:
1: a protective covering that is part of a plant
2: protective covering consisting of a metal part that covers the engine
3: an aggressive and violent young criminal
4: metal covering leading to a vent that exhausts smoke or fumes
5: a tubular attachment used to keep stray light out of the lens of a camera
6: a headdress that protects the head and face
7: cover with a hood
8: (falconry) a leather covering for a hawk's head
9: (slang) a neighborhood
10: the folding roof of a carriage
11: (zoology) an expandable part or marking that resembles a hood on the head or neck of an animalBecome coke
ok google define cocaine
Definitions for cocaine:
1: a narcotic (alkaloid) extracted from coca leaves; used as a surface anesthetic or taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictiveok google define log
Definitions for log:
1: cut lumber, as in woods and forests
2: the exponent required to produce a given number
3: a segment of the trunk of a tree when stripped of branches
4: a written record of events on a voyage (of a ship or plane)
5: a written record of messages sent or received
6: enter into a log, as on ships and planes
7: measuring instrument that consists of a float that trails from a ship by a knotted line in order to measure the ship's speed through the waterok google define anesthetic
Definitions for anesthetic:
1: characterized by insensibility
2: a drug that causes temporary loss of bodily sensations
3: relating to or producing insensibilityok google define ship
Definitions for ship:
1: go on board
2: transport commercially
3: a vessel that carries passengers or freight
4: hire for work on a ship
5: place on board a ship
6: travel by shipok google define donkey
Definitions for donkey:
1: domestic beast of burden descended from the African wild ass; patient but stubborn
2: the symbol of the Democratic Party; introduced in cartoons by Thomas Nast in 1874go on board
best definition
ok google define king
Definitions for king:
1: a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom
2: a competitor who holds a preeminent position
3: a very wealthy or powerful businessman
4: United States guitar player and singer of the blues (born in 1925)
5: United States woman tennis player (born in 1943)
6: United States charismatic civil rights leader and Baptist minister who campaigned against the segregation of Blacks (1929-1968)
7: a checker that has been moved to the opponent's first row where it is promoted to a piece that is free to move either forward or backward
8: (chess) the weakest but the most important piece
9: one of the four playing cards in a deck bearing the picture of a king
10: preeminence in a particular category or group or fieldok google define captain
Definitions for captain:
1: the leader of a group of people
2: the pilot in charge of an airship
3: a policeman in charge of a precinct
4: an officer who is licensed to command a merchant ship
5: a dining-room attendant who is in charge of the waiters and the seating of customers
6: the naval officer in command of a military ship
7: an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant
8: be the captain of a sports teamok google define meme
Definitions for meme:
1: a cultural unit (an idea or value or pattern of behavior) that is passed from one person to another by non-genetic means (as by imitation)ok google define admiral
Definitions for admiral:
1: the supreme commander of a fleet; ranks above a vice admiral and below a fleet admiral
2: any of several brightly colored butterfliesUnited States woman Tennis Players born in 1943 are kings....
ok google define word
Definitions for word:
1: the divine word of God; the second person in the Trinity (incarnate in Jesus)
2: information about recent and important events
3: an exchange of views on some topic
4: a secret word or phrase known only to a restricted group
5: the sacred writings of the Christian religions
6: a promise
7: put into words or an expression
8: a brief statement
9: a string of bits stored in computer memory
10: a unit of language that native speakers can identify
11: a verbal command for actionwait
ok google define jesus
Definitions for jesus:
1: a teacher and prophet born in Bethlehem and active in Nazareth; his life and sermons form the basis for Christianity (circa 4 BC - AD 29)Google cant really define what a word is xD
google said the king was the weakest
dude
the pawn is totaly the weakest
ok google define weakest
Opening Dictionary...ok google define weak
Definitions for weak:
1: deficient in magnitude; barely perceptible; lacking clarity or brightness or loudness etc
2: (used of vowels or syllables) pronounced with little or no stress
3: overly diluted; thin and insipid
4: wanting in moral strength, courage, or will; having the attributes of man as opposed to e.g. divine beings
5: lacking bodily or muscular strength or vitality
6: deficient in intelligence or mental power
7: deficient or lacking in some skill
8: likely to fail under stress or pressure
9: not having authority, political strength, or governing power
10: tending downward in price
11: (used of verbs) having standard (or regular) inflection
12: wanting in physical strengthNo, the pawn is actually very strong when used strategically
ok google define chess
Definitions for chess:
1: weedy annual native to Europe but widely distributed as a weed especially in wheat
2: a board game for two players who move their 16 pieces according to specific rules; the object is to checkmate the opponent's kingWhat Eevee said
k well I dont know how to chess
but
is the king not better than the pawn?
The pawn can become ANY piece if it reaches the other side of the board
I forgot about that shit rule
Other than king
ok google define pawn
Definitions for pawn:
1: leave as a guarantee in return for money
2: a person used by another to gain an end
3: an article deposited as security
4: borrowing and leaving an article as security for repayment of the loan
5: (chess) the least powerful piece; moves only forward and captures only to the side; it can be promoted to a more powerful piece if it reaches the 8th rankpikachu fliped that on me once lol
'least powerful'
Plus pawns have a fair bit of defensive power
google has dropped the ruling
Good for protecting other pieces
I suppose
Kings have to stay a space away from each other and can only move one space at a time. It also has to be defended
ok google define master
Definitions for master:
1: a combatant who is able to defeat rivals
2: get on top of; deal with successfully
3: an authority qualified to teach apprentices
4: key that secures entrance everywhere
5: be or become completely proficient or skilled in
6: an original creation (i.e., an audio recording) from which copies can be made
7: presiding officer of a school
8: have dominance or the power to defeat over
9: a person who has general authority over others
10: an officer who is licensed to command a merchant ship
11: an artist of consummate skill
12: have a firm understanding or knowledge of; be on top of
13: most important element
14: directs the work of others
15: someone who holds a master's degree from academic institutionstill pawns seem weak beacsue of their lack of mobility
ok google define mobility
Definitions for mobility:
1: the quality of moving freely"freely"
