banned-users

this is so cool

completely bot generated

which makes the top of all time even better

ah yes

dwarf fortress simulator always posts funny things

if somewhat sociopathic

can't find that bot

or is that a sub

its a bot

its a non submission bot though

pokemon go will suck until gen 5 gets added

then it will still suck

there it is

i found it

Oh boy, time to skim 781 "new" messages

I guess there is some team blue around here

The gym with the 500 cp general got taken over by blue team

Fuck pokemon go, I'm almost done with it's shit, I have traveled 17 km in the game and have not found a single place that has anything other than pidgey, weedle, and rattatas

You have to level up

To get more pokemon

At least it seems that way

Im 6 now, but I cant level because I can only get 3 pokemon

Really?

and its 100xp if you already have it

I've seen around 12 here

Also you can try evolving

500 exp each

I have a pidgeotto now and a kakuna

Like evolve muitple of the same pokemon for exp

But do you live in the middle of nowhere?

I might not live in the city but there's still plently of pokemon here

I have driven to 4 different parks, walmart, the library near me, and another neighborhood

used most of a tank of gas xD

nothing new

Ohhhh

That's why

rarely i will get the icon of something new, but before I can track it down it disappears

Actually idk if it stop you from finding pokemon

Or just hatching

no, driven to them (they were a ways away) then walked around for a long time

But the game checks how fast your going

And the limit is like 10mph?

seems to be 15ish

I don't fully understand how the pokemon spawning works....

Driving in circles around the walmart parking lot was extremely effective though Kappa

I'd try just walking around with no driving

soooo many pidgeys

Maybe find a lake or a river

Im going to the college campus today, there are over 300 stops within a quarter mile

O.o

yeah like rob said its mostly an urban area thing

Welp

that was a stupid way to loose my run

died to lesser dog

Kappa

lol

Need to get better at dodging

lol

FUCKING HELL

SOFTLOCKED MY GAME

JESUS CHRIST

rotfl

Got an encounter as the rock was pushing me

so not the text box will not go away

and it just says escaped

gg

I am uploading that to show you

wow pikachu get better internet

rip should have messaged you on steam