banned-users

meta clickbait

is there an in-game interface?

yeah

hotkey?

go into the cog menu

3. Buy several additional phones. This way, when one phone dies, just throw it away and turn on another. Dead weight only slows you down.

damn

I think it is satire

If it is Gawker, they might be serious Kappa

***it is satire

its listed under Childcare

"9. Where do they bury the Pokémon remains?"

read the comments

its satire

the author is probably trolling

no shit

nvm

fucking pikachu

you need to get a mic

Meh

That will come after I get a new pc

Opps

guess it recorded discord

Kappa

boop boops

are those discord notifications in the background?

oh

lol

nice

tAKE THAT GUY

Kappa

time to get wr genocide and 1 up pikachu

Kappa

Would not even be mad

I would be impressed if you got wr genocide

seeing as how you are shit and all

Kappa

well thanks m8

savage 😮

Me and bopen need to race genocide someday

yeah

when it is not 1:18 AM for me in paticular Kappa

you will beat me because I have never watched an undertale speedrun

I know the pro strats

but at least I will 1 shot sans

First thing is first though

I want to get sub 14 lesserdog%

Man i gotta be honest. I never expected pokemon go to be this sucessful

That is my goal for this week

Like it's the 3rd most popular on reddit

i expected this at the beginning, but i predict it dying within the next couple months

True

It all depends on what they do with the game

If they fuck up.... Oh well no nore constant exercise Kappa

this time stamp\

Keepo

Well i'm going to bed so i can grind tomorrow

I won't let the general beat me

catch 100 magikarps to get a gyarados

if you use splash 43593 times in one battle you get a shiny mewtwo at level 400

true facts

i am a pokemon master these are real strategies used by the pros

Shit

I just realized

how many people will die trying to find a mew under a truck

so lesser dog % is just making the dog the longest possible

yes