http://wgntv.com/2016/05/07/ivy-league-professor-does-math-on-plane-triggers-terrorism-fears/
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Saturday, May 7, 2016
HAHAHAHAHA
The day the math profs being terrorists is the day America is doomed
Kappa
we are so dumb that we think math is terrorism
rip society
remember, differential equations are prone to explode
dont mind me just solving this chemical reaction with uranium in it
Ignore me. Just finishing up this essay about nuclear weapons
just solving for the mass losed to solve for the energy produced
Don't mind me, just calculating the airspeed tragetory of a plan, if it hypothetically was to travel straight towards the ground, specifically with the whitehouse below it
i don't think any of those involve differential equations
Dont care
not edgy enough
I was just giving a more realistic example
more realistic than reality
of what scientific terrorism looks like
this was mathematical terrorism
I know
thats what makes it worse
I did mention a physics equation tho
technicaly math
To be fair, physics is just an applicable form of math
math is applied philosophy
not the ap physics exam
that shit is mostly concepts
Physics is mosty*
not acctuly a lot of math
its really a mixure of the two
"physics is mosty." @Phijkchu_Pikachu 2016
Kappa
Anyways, fuck you people, I have a physics assignment you are distracting me from Kappa
does it involve multiplying mass by the speed of light squared?
don't do it on a plane
No, it involved researching a bunch of applications of magnetic, gravitational, and electric fields
like hoverboards?
gravity kills a lot of people every year
its dangerous
So does water
you shouldent do dangerous things on planes
dihydrogen monoxide is now banned on planes
so you have to buy your dangerous chemicals from them instead
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
the laws of science are now banned on planes for being dangerous
Kappa
solving for y is now banned
no fun allowed
you can only solve for x on planes
thats algebra and calculus
in differential equations you solve for y
solving for y is statistics Kappa
so what are differential equations and why do they use y anyway?
its when there are multiple levels of differentials in one equation
do I learn this in calc?
calc 4
so not ap calc
deffinitely not
well I guess he was a coleg professor
d²y/dt² + dy/dt + y = xsolve for y
derivitives...
I dont understand them
differentials
are the dy/dt not derivatives?
yeah
nvm
y = -d²y/dt² - dy/dt + x
do I win?
differentials are dt, dy, dx...
and no
hold on
I think I could do something here...
y(x) = c1 e^(-x/2) sin((sqrt(3) x)/2)+c2 e^(-x/2) cos((sqrt(3) x)/2)+x-1
i used the internet because I can't be bothered to look up how to solve these