autism

Boneless chicken is the way to go

every time

Tenders

and tenders

>nugs*

boneless wings exist

still not as good

boneless wings are just nuggets

why even bother buying wings if they are boneless

b/c why bother eating off the bone

Oh yes I would like the thing that is actually this other thing

also wings depend on where you get them I find

fingers are generally consistent

pika do you have a german market near you?

probably

tenders are a s+ food anyways

max likes her tendies

kitchener waterloo has a large german population

i like chicken tenders

we have the second largest octoberfest in the world

get a german brat and put german mustard on it

they're a vehicle for sauces

and good tenders can have great seasoning

with sauce, less/none is often better

fight me

to create even better combos

okay but you're not coating shit with sauce

it's a light dip, big bite

sauce hits tounge first and creates an entry palet

with hot sauce always go with the hottest option because there is no reason to go for flavor at that point

then the rest of the breading comes in after

sour >> hot

that is so wrong leg

There can be great tasting hot sauce

I have some

sure but once you get near 1M Scoville the flavor drops

maybe I've just had bad hot sauce

I've had a lot of good hot sauce

also fuck the super hot sauces

they're only there for uh

not vanity

what's the word

pride

nah

ego

gimmick

whatever they're only there for one thing

they don't actually improve food

clout

a good hot sauce however

can add sweetness or other boons to a food whilst also adding a little fun

There's a chicken place around here, with really good chicken with different spicy levels and then they have a stupid spice level that genuinely sucks

plus it feels good after to be snotty and basically cleansing your system

mexican/spicy ramen while congested is really nice

And provides a double benefit- or tripple I guess

but super duper hot sauce provides nothing but a little pain and pride

or for fun if you're like me

This is my favorite place

I'm instinctively scared of all those restraunt super spicy things

does he give the Scoville rating?

no, it's nashville style, so it's done in a special dry brine

not some pepper sauce

Despite me probably eating hotter things 10x as hot as what some places sell/advertise

It's my favorite chicken, but not their retarded lvl 5 shit

I'm still afraid of restraunt shit

I feel like I'll be put in my place for being cocky about spice

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ghost pepper sauce was fine for me so I think I can handle anything a restaurant would do

sauce is different than eating one imi

imo*

but maybe I'm just influenced by movies

where they have some really really hot sauce

or I guess that's more TV

really really hot sauce is only going to go to like 1.5M Scoville, which is 50% more than Ghost Pepper

is it a linear scale?

so 1m is twice 0.5m etc

Okaye leg

I know nothing about hotsauce