autism

There are no rubber bands near my testicles

I think I'm fine

I have a rubber band in the inside of my asshole, it’s an anti-rape device.

Do not mount me

Wouldn't that just keep your ass open

Kind of like how the elastic in my socks always wears out?

It’s a complicated machine

I would explain how it works but simpletons such as yourself couldn’t understand the true genius behind each individual component of my machine.

When I have a daughter, I'll make sure to ask you to help rubberize her ass

Better have a child before I turn 18

Which is actually impossible

Wait

Yeah

Impossible

Unless you’re looking into adopting

Well, what if I make you her godfather or something?

Wouldn't you be able to touch her ass then?

It can only be inserted with a penis though

OK, Rusp

It’s a very counterproductive way of doing it to be completely honest with you

You need to have a son

So we can protect my daughter from getting raped

Alright

We need to find a vessel for my genes

We can go halvsies on a mail order bride

That is probably in the top 5 weirdest ways to describe a partner

No dude

Incest is illegal

We've been over this

Women have multiple holes

It's not incest if we do it right

What exactly do you mean by “right”

If we both had children with the same child bride than our children would be partaking in incest

We may need a third party to help us.

on it

what do you need

No, you’re over 18

Oh I got it

Umbreon

I can be under 18 if you need me

My children are on the line

Man, when do fake IDs become a thing again

So I can pose as a 17 year old

I have a hard time imagining that you could pass as 17

>Saying I couldn't pass

How transphobic can you get Rusp

if I shave my beard I can pass

I have a baby face under this thick layer of hair

Leave a little stubble neck beard

That’s how you get them

For the longest time, I kept asserting I had a baby face

Because I had one when I was 10 or whatever

I realized at some point though, that just wasn't true

And people thought I was just retarded

How old are you as of current

11

11

why did I ever tell anyone I was 17

I’m clearly 12

to make them stop sending you porn

Didn’t stop spooky

I crossed lines which shouldn't be crossed

But I think we're all better people for having done it

Just a little

yes

whoops

what the fuck

Gunzenhauser never forgets

Remember that

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Spooky how do you expect me to wrestle you if I don’t know how old you are

I mean, you could just assign me an age

You should know roughly how old I am

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48

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Get fucked

Nathan gives no shits