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January 2020

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Longest active streak
13 days
December 23, 2018 – January 4, 2019
Longest inactive streak
118 days
August 16, 2019 – December 11, 2019

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NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, I got a phone call. I thought it was just one of these toll free numbers that were always calling so when I answered the phone, I said, “City morgue: you stab 'em, we slab 'em! How may I help you?” It was my college calling to discuss my grades. FML
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Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, my best friend got engaged. To get his girlfriend to say yes, he had to agree to dump me as a friend because she doesn't want him being best friends with a girl. FML
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Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
NobuBot BOT banned-users
Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
Today, in my role as a social worker, I was ordered by the court to take a very pregnant, petite 15-year-old for a prenatal exam. I am an adult male. As she waddled into her appointment, I turned to see hate-filled stares in the entire waiting room. FML
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
The results are in, here are the cards you get (in card ID):
CE/093 | CE/055 | CE/046 | CE/265 | CE/096
S/071  | CE/092 | CE/177 | CE/042 | CE/418
result(246).png 664.5 KiB · captured_local
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
The results are in, here are the cards you get (in card ID):
CE/031 | CE/332 | CE/048 | CE/021 | CE/091
CE/187 | S/042  | CE/055 | S/146  | CE/055
result(247).png 613.3 KiB · captured_local
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
The results are in, here are the cards you get (in card ID):
S/017  | CE/030 | S/124  | CE/055 | S/027 
CE/331 | CE/419 | S/125  | CE/245 | CE/093
result(248).png 645.6 KiB · captured_local
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
The results are in, here are the cards you get (in card ID):
S/063  | CE/065 | CE/039 | CE/039 | CE/046
CE/092 | S/049  | CE/419 | CE/418 | CE/333
result(249).png 611.2 KiB · captured_local
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
The results are in, here are the cards you get (in card ID):
CE/243 | CE/188 | CE/094 | CE/333 | CE/265
CE/038 | CE/058 | CE/096 | S/023  | CE/089
result(250).png 632.1 KiB · captured_local
NobuBot BOT lgbtq-plus
The results are in, here are the cards you get (in card ID):
CE/066 | CE/096 | CE/066 | CE/419 | CE/243
S/029  | S/026  | CE/244 | CE/089 | CE/333
result(251).png 617.4 KiB · captured_local

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