sudo TPK

"any therapist will tell you, you're doing great"

NO, FUCKING NO

The only therapist I've seen that would've told me that, that actually told me to hide from everything I didn't like or made me feel bad

Tried to get me fucking committed to a psych ward, saying I was suicidal, when there was NOTHING of the sort

and I had to sit in a part of the hospital between the main part and the actual ward with my parents for THIRTY HOURS when I was 11 years old with them trying to fight with it

LOL

I was about to say

isn't this like saying you're in a monogamous relationship with a prostitute you pay to have sex with, and she talks to you while you're waiting for the bus or a taxi?

...That's what being a DM, GM, referee, whatever you want to call it, the storyteller in an RPG is. You make a story that's engaging and fun for the people playing. If they don't like it, they either leave and you have to find new people, try to play their way and try to break your game and no one has fun, or you change it in a way that the players you have are having fun, but you're also having fun still. He essentially was telling a story in a way people liked, then dropped the campaign halfway through to start a new one that he liked, disregarding what anyone else would like; some people left, some people stayed, some new people came, repeat ad nauseum, to the point that there's barely anyone left, and NO ONE new coming in. If you grow to hate doing what you're doing when storytelling, but everyone else likes it, you shift it a little bit at a time in a direction you want, not end the journey to face Asmodeus in the Ninth Hell when the party just finishes the Fourth Hell.

He said "wholesome" four times in 112 seconds. I can hardly stand people that use the word "wholesome" unironically on occasion.

"its the bad parts of being a celebrity" Nigga. If Rob's a celebrity, then I'm at least a pseudo-celebrity. Hell I don't even know the extent of how much the modules I've put out over the past 10 years have been downloaded, but if 10-15k downloads in a year for one module around the year 7-8 mark is any indication, if I were to average 3-4 a year, and that would make me a pseudo-celebrity, it means he ain't a fuckin' celebrity.

They're alright, but I prefer people from Oyasumi

This isn't exactly anime, but it's anime-style art. It's a single-player RPG book, Deathtrap Dungeon, the sixth book in the Fighting Fantasy series. The one on the left is its cover in the UK, the one on the right is its cover in Japan. Same exact book, under the title 死の罠の地下迷宮 (Shi no Wana no Chika Meikyuu), or "Underground Labyrinth of Deathtraps".

Though on the cover it says "Deathtrap Dungeon" in katakana, デストラップダンジョン

I've done 3.5, Pathfinder, a couple OSR games, and some 5e(though those are from the very early days; I slowed down a lot when I got back into WoW in 2016), but I purposely don't tell people what they are as myself, just whatever pseudonym I use where they're posted or distributed, because 1) any releases are completely sporadic, because I only try to write it up when I actually have an idea, I'm not a writer by nature, so I don't want people expecting a release schedule and 2) I'm essentially anti-Rob, where I'm COMPLETELY disconnected from whatever I produce, so I have pseudonyms for using them, and the only people that would be aware of it would be the people I actually run a game, turn it into a module, and then they find it later on.

I think the most I've done in a year was 5, in 2015, the least was 1, the first year in 2011, and there were only 3 between 2019 and 2020, because that's when I was really hard in the paint in mythic raiding.

If you paid for it, I definitely didn't write it. If it has maps in it, I definitely didn't write it.

I've been playing D&D for 18 years and I still can't actually draw up maps for shit, I can only explain dungeons and such through dialogue.

I also wrote one Chronicles of Darkness mod, but I couldn't really find any place to put it up or anywhere to send it to be distributed for download, so that's just on my old laptop's HDD.

Not many people seem to be interested in playing as humans in New World of Darkness, and less people seem to be interested in running pre-written modules in World of Darkness in general, so it's whatever.

I was just SUPER into creepypastas at the time, so it was basically a one-shot to establish a campaign setting where the Creepypasta Wiki was hosted on a server in a city above the God Machine, and they started to manifest in reality, and the players would be part of a team of legit paranormal investigators that have to deal with famous Creepypasta creatures/entities.

#GodHatesHufflepuffs

Just watch out for Anna. Hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt.

Swedish for "She can ban you, ban you so hard."

You're the one that mentioned Swedes. >_>

VERY old.

Milk maids.

Pewdiepie.

Yodeling.

Caramelldansen.

That's by Basshunter, too.

Nope, mostly black.

I do speak Dutch. The sign says, "Hitler did nothing wrong."

Gushing granny?

I have no idea what we're talking about.

XD

I hear gushing grannies are rare.

I'm told old women usually have very dry vaginas.

Vadrynas.

I think I can only do one worse than that.

I accidentally came up with a name for the female equivalent of tea-bagging:

Clam slam.

And I have hated myself ever since.

Hold on, lemme change my name in this Discord to more actively reflect my true nature

There we go.

Have a good one. ^_^

Neither do dead people.

The chat flow was completely normal, then I said this, and in almost 20 minutes, this is the only thing said in chat