sudo TPK

Holy shit. That just hit me hard with nostalgia.

I got the original version of that like a week after it released, read through everything, looked at all the shit in it so much,

and never got a fucking chance to actually play it.

I got through the opening scene, to the point they get in the game, and I'm just not interested. Forgotten Christmas felt a lot less... forced.

I have. Have you ever heard of the word "betoken"?

Yeah, there's not really a good reason to have heard of it these days.

The only reason I've heard of it is because of reading D&D handbooks from the 70s, and Gary Gygax was using anachronistic language even for the 70s in it.

Nah, if I was trying to confuse people, I'd look at Gygaxian lingo, grab the anachronistic words out of it, and find synonyms that are even LESS used, so instead of "betoken," I'd use something like "auspicate."

To the point where even I won't understand what I said 10 minutes after I typed it without looking up the meaning of words.

It'd come out looking like if someone tried to translate OreTsuba to English.

• sigh * So disappointing that it's essentially impossible to translate... At least without significantly re-writing large portions of the script.

4/5 of the shit I do online is specifically because the NSA is tracking me.

The only reason I play FFXIV, use GameFAQs, listen to music on Bandcamp, and watch movies on Tubi is to obfuscate that what I'm really doing when they think I'm doing all these, is sending miniscule amounts of code through an onion router over the TOR relay to melt the polar ice caps in 25 years.

He likes copper pieces? I'm more of an electrum guy.

My brain is essentially an RNG capable of passing the chi test; any time I say something that seems random, it's because it IS completely random.

Strangely, it's actually not supposed to snow all week here.

That pretty much happens here; snow falls, gets way warmer, way colder, snows again, if you haven't shoveled you essentially have snow on top of ice on top of snow.

Like, there will be chunks of ice in the snow when shoveling.

Makes you feel super old when you realize you've been using your real year of birth on websites longer than you used a fake one. :\

1) When you're using a credit card and your billing info has to match what's on record

2) I pretty much just started doing it after 1.

So if you register on a porn site, where you don't have to actually confirm your age, you still put your birth year as like, 1985 or something?

That just made me think of a 70+ year old man signing up to Pornhub, subbing to a bunch of MILF channels, and his wife wheels in while he's watching, going "THAT'S SICK, THOSE GIRLS ARE JUST BABIES, YOUNGER THAN YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER"

When they're like 35 years old

I'm kinda glad I don't have much working analog shit anymore, though, because I'd rather feel old than be mistaken for a hipster.

And what's worse than a hipster, but a bearded, balding, aging hipster?

I would like a nice CRT, scanlines and all, for playing games on emulators, though; no amount of upgraded fidelity via software rendering or emulated scanlines, fuzziness, etc makes playing games from PSX/N64 or earlier look normal.

I type as I type, I speak as I speak. To type in another way would require as much - possibly more - effort as it would for you to type like me.

Fine fine, I'll try to type like a normal person, one minute.

もしもし! 私わ時事です！温劇ですか？元気です？おかげー様て～～！

Normal enough?

What if your mind doesn't construct sentences?

For instance, there's a lever inside my head between my mouth and my brain that keeps me from hearing what I've said until I've said it.

I think it's more like interrupting than interjecting.

I'm not Jewish. >_>

I've only been up like, 13 hours.

I have to interject some more activity before sleeping.

To extrapolate the duration of my state of lucidity.

Betoken.

...

Gonna go watch some 1920s or 1930s horror, then I'll go to bed. Paix, bitches.

This actually isn't bad advice. I wouldn't be surprised if this person is just annoyed, but a lot of autistic people have sensory issues that can cause not only mental distress, but actual physical pain. For me, I get severe migraines from very bright light, to the point where often have to wear sunglasses if I'm even looking outside, from indoors, and not just when it's bright as fuck out. High-pitched noises also cause legitimate physical pain.

That having been said, if this were an issue for me, I would explain why it's an issue and ask politely, not REE about it.

Toy Story not being S tier?

You gotta raise Toy Story 1 and 2, drop Toy Story 3 to like C tier

Wait, I got them mixed up. Toy Story 3 may be B. Toy Story 4 would be C, then.

If he's not lying, then:

I must be a 5e half-orc, then, because until 5e(or possibly 4e, barely played it because if I wanted to play an MMO, I'd play on a computer, not tabletop), if you were a half-orc, there was at least a 98-99% chance you were a rape baby.

Can we address that until Warhammer Fantasy came around, orcs were generally gray-skinned and were supposed to have pig-like faces? Like Porcs in URealms Live, but barbaric instead of retarded and comic relief.

...Does this person not know you can just buy bud(if they're buying oil, which is more expensive) and roll it(you can get 50-100 papers for $1) or smoke a bowl(a pipe that works just fine and is not flashy can be as cheap as $5-10)?