sudo TPK

That little black guy everyone knows and loves.

@Mini https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxNjeTRzYh8xewGwvt7PVmV1-GrKv8N4Lf

Maybe he finally got eaten by squirrels.

That would be pretty cool, imo.

...Is it okay to not directly wish death upon someone, but think it'd be awesome if they were eaten by squirrels that they should have left alone?

A lot of OSR games are rather rules-lite - like 2/3 or 3/4 are rules-lite, the remaining(Rolemaster, AD&D 1e, etc) can get VERY crunchy, especially with tables - but they both still use dice quite a bit. The difference is that old-school games use dice to resolve mainly the random elements of play. Describing how you search for a trap versus rolling a Search check, for instance. If you're in combat with a pack of orcs, though, you're in an extremely chaotic situation; at this point, it's not so simple to just "explain" it without being biased toward the party or against the party. The way these games limit how much the dice matter without eliminating them and while keeping it fair is by keeping numbers small. e.g. a 14th level fighter having an average of 50HP, +9 to hit from level, +3 max to hit and damage from strength, +3 max to hit and damage from a magic sword that does 1d8 damage, leading a party of similar-level associates to fight a red dragon with a 20 AC, 45HP average, +8 to hit, but can do two claws(1d8 each) and a bite(4d8) or a 90' cone fire breath dealing damage equal to current HP, and spellcasting up to 3rd level. Either the dragon dies quick, or the party dies quick.

Gameplay-less diceless RP is just improv, imo. And isn't the first rule of improv to always say yes? Unless people are trying to write novels instead of do improv/roleplay, there shouldn't be much butthurt.

"I get HORRIBLE diarrhea on a regular basis."

https://youtu.be/0abAGOQR20w Does anyone know if Rob has used this for the intro for a video series? I just heard this for the opening of a video and I cannot for the life of me remember where I first heard it.

I know I've heard this exact 13 second score, I just don't know if it was from videos Rob has done or from somewhere else. It's on the tip of my tongue.

Goddamn this is gonna bug me...

Holy shit. Does Megan have a Kofi or something where I can toss her like $50 all at once?

Eh, the Throne link is good enough.

No hard feelings Spooky. I know you did all the work, but her posting this put a smile on my face.

https://throne.me/meganzoor/wishlist I legitimately want to toss like $25 or $50 her way, dunno which gift(s) to contribute to though, dunno her tastes.

And if he doesn't yet, once he finds out about it, what are the odds he flips out on her?

I don't remember which of you guys play Pathfinder, but I remember at least one of you really liked kobolds, and it seems Kobold Press's Project Black Flag is going to be to D&D 5e what Pathfinder 1e was to D&D 3.5, with a focus on kobolds instead of goblins. https://koboldpress.com/project-black-flag-no-white-flag/

"You and seven siblings were born with gifts unlike any other that will shape the world's future." Of course you are. Also, "Pay for Play: Free"? wtf?

I've heard of people paying for DMs, but advertising a game and stating for players that it's free to play? Do people actually pay to be players?

I only just realized how weirdly I worded that. I meant it's weird as hell that it's an existing group putting out a listing for a new player and having to emphasize that it's not pay to play.

Isn't this the purpose of a "locked" account on Twitter?

I had a thought that it would be really funny if the thot Rob simps for was really into Lamentations of the Flame Princess, especially the permadeath part, and Rob gives himself the ultimatum of stop relying on endless amounts of resurrection for a plot device because it annoys the thot, or stop simping for her.

I like how before I got booted from the Discord & banned from the Twitch chat, when I was having endless vertigo, my gripes about getting legitimately disoriented from his camera fuckery were shouted down by the people in there.

I would ask an epileptic if it gives her seizures but, well, I'd potentially trigger a seizure in her and I don't wanna do that. >_>

It doesn't fuck me up nearly as bad as it did in 2021-22 but it still fucks with my head.

Imagine knowing the term "degrees of separation," almost definitely having heard of "six degrees of separation" and thinking Z-list internet has-beens take more than 2 or 3 degrees of separation.

I can imagine Rob going from flipping coins to flipping knives... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge-ZntQGTew

What if it's just a tism thing where, regardless of what it is, she needs to have it between two pieces of bread?

I thought Megan does work now.

Still makes me lol at the thought of her being in Tokyo during Golden Week, Obon, or the week of New Years.

"Producer" Insert Inigo Montoya meme.

That would actually be entertaining though, and that's not something Rob favors.

What do you count as "growing up"? Older than or younger than high school? Just for clarification, not sure.

And yet if you do it against them they'll say it's bad faith or ree in some autistic fashion.

First time I played an Atari. >_>

Can confirm this is not the case. Source: Experience. He's actively trying to dress in a "quirky" fashion "4 teh memez" when it just makes him look like a fucking twat.

I didn't mean it was actual "meme fashion," I meant he's specifically trying to dress in a "quirky" fashion(fashion used in a manner not related to clothing here). It's common with people that straight up promote themselves as "neurodivergent."

Similar to getting your haircut like this.

That is definitely true. A lot better than wearing a wig and a dress, as well.

I dunno why he doesn't just say fuck it and rock the Asmongold blue-light special, 4 white Ts for $6. Oh, wait, he's trying to do the opposite of any successful streamer out there.

https://phijkchu.com/w/3RnoRc6dZfJSGmW95rxN1M I think this was Rob's best look.

Being constantly stoned, taking increasing amounts of stimulants, and having probably several untreated psychiatric conditions tend to lead to people not looking healthy.

Whereas now, he looks like if they were to test his piss, he'd test positive for a triple quarter pounder, and used the burger grease for his hair.

You'd think he'd be down to keep active and healthy a server where he can enforce RP and "create chaos" (read as: be an annoying destructive twat) and anyone who joins the server has to treat him as a God Emperor.

Is dolf like a piece of paper, where you can only split him in half seven times or whatever?

What if there were a #SpeakingOut movement against Rob?

Off them and on something not prescribed to him. It still looks like amphetamines, but it also looks like the removal of antipsychotics or CNS depressants, so he could just be drinking an epic fuckton of caffeine and having that response.

When I got off the sedating meds I was taking, my sleep cycle was about 32-38 hours awake, 3-4 hours asleep for a couple weeks. Without adding in different drugs, prescribed or not, and without tons of caffeine.