Search archive

you don't like Chad having english as its national language?

to be fair svalbard is full of scientists and tourists, so english would be the most useful language to speak there

maybe swedes

other europeans not as much

dutch people are common in the english speaking internet

non merci mdr

linguistics are fun

it is morally correct to rid the world of India

i've used those occasionally

that shit is awkward as hell

i might if i know there's going to be people in the elevator

"to be fair, it would be more sad for the building to fall apart than for a group of humans to burn to death" cat vs tree type reasoning Spooky Phijkchu to preserve building rigidity

that's really funny

fire escape stairs? just jump, bro

some people can't use stairs, or the stairs might actually take longer than the elevator, or, like spooky said, some buildings might not even have stairs, or forbid you from using stairs (one of the parking lots near my workplace has barred stairs because you're supposed to use the elevator so you can check in your car

did you turn italian food into cat food...?

how do you know it failed?

didn't even get hola right

this really happened

and i did it with the longest bendy straw

it was me, i shrunk Jupiter

that could have been me

damn that's close enough to where i used to live

wait hold on that's not a very spooky thing to say

😔

Kappaa

counterpoint, if i ask any ai if they would describe themselves as having general intelligence, they say no, so btfo science

maybe

i'm gonna crash the fuck out

Mv88 taxi Click to see original message

Mv88 taxi Click to see original message

Mv88 taxi Click to see original message

:)

if we do a eu meetup, i'm murdering at least some of you

they're neither in Europe geographically nor are they a member state

Iceland shouldn't be included either

the union =/= the subcontinent

including Cyprus despite excluding Turkey is such a good ragebait

bad day polu O_OO

it was awful, glad it's gone now

most we've had in years

we already got our snow at the start of the month, it's not coming back

it's been an acronym since forever, and i don't know why it suddenly got a resurgence in the mainstream

oomf literally stands for one of my friends, doesn't it?

what do you mean, you don't like four-twenties-ten-nine?

lol

any number that has 4 in it, except 14 because it doesn't pronounce 4 the same way, in french, is annoying to pronounce

i hate pronouncing that

quatre

very entertaining, too