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to the point where the same rivers that flood Germany in the border don't affect us at all, despite us being far lower below sea level

theoretically the worst thing that could happen where i live is floods, but the Netherlands has some of if not the most sophisticated water defenses in the world

i had to vote skype chat for the meme but yes objectively current phijkchu is the better one

syren you forgot to include me

you should have found it by now

come on

you've been searching for years pika

at the very least it would save the hassle of having to prepare a whole plan to tell my family to tell you guys that i died

i can't wait for the meetup to be where i die

spooky has canonically done every criminal act imaginable

😔 so true

born to be a ninja frfr

people ALWAYS get jumpscared when i walk up to them

how often do you guys say sigh out loud instead of sighing irl?

i don't completely ignore it, as that would be bad

i mean I'll feel the initial pain i guess, but after that my tolerance for pain lets me for the most part not be bothered by it

i can do all of these except the voice one... reorruatrnte Click to see original message

just a bot... 😔

they wouldn't add that to eu5, an ahistorical game

nah, that's too historically accurate

and naturally sold it to all the scandinavians and germans

i'm sure there was a scottish guy in the 1000s who had the last name and went around selling some early burger prototype

he's giving birth

vet this guy

but everyone can swim in calm waters

sure, it might be an issue if you're caught in a hard current or stranded in deep ocean

people act like swimming is harder than it actually is

this is bullshit

well hey if you wanna live in the Netherlands, you'd have better luck than me because they insist on giving free passes for housing to foreigners rather than their own fucking citizens

the tamil will rise again

unironically

china is a good place

lol

assuming they would want me to live according to their beliefs

i suppose any religiously fanatic countries

i'm trying to think of countries where i really would rather be dead

does the existence of both never and reluctantly as options imply that if you were forced to live in a never country, you'd rather literally kill yourself on the spot?

that's because the British also don't shower, obviously

i could outrun the mounties when they come looking for me

we can go on romantic dates 🥰

bet. polu and i will stay for an additional week

i am in favor of staying until the monday Phijkchu_Pikachu Spooky was supposed to discuss with fire to figure out what is optimal for him flight wise to figure out if we are doing thursday the 21st to the sunday, or if we are also renting it until the monday

but no promises

i will try to be awake

a good pan will be good no matter what

i find that the pan you use matters more than the type of stove you use

you guys jinxed it pretty hard

yeah shortly after that discussion, my phone Internet provider had a massive breach as well

mmm yes makes sense that they'd use the sun symbol used in a flag for a pacific island