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SlayerNinja

Okay what about

Sehvahn

Sevensevensevensevensevensevenseven

Okay spooky

What

Is there a Tharja horse

Fuck

If it wasn’t I was going to recommend 7777777

YES

I think 6’4 is optimal jockey size

Let me be your jockey

Cut off a leg

Feed it improperly

Make it the shittiest horse ever

But then

Can you call it Lennod

Okay

You’ve got a gun

Well let’s just skip the waiting time

Spooky if you buy a horse can you name it Max

Most people just remember the horse with the quirky names

At least the drivers receive all the credit

Chad nascar driver virgin jockey

You’re a manlet AND your horse gets more recognition than you

Being a jockey must suck

I know the guy in the middle is but what are those other people doing there

That is exactly what I’ll look like

That’s me

Can my horse be the fortnite lama though I love the fortnite lama :)

YES

So I can stab someone and kill them with a lance

Can we go to medieval fair

Give me one of the wooden horses

Let him ride

Buy a horse suit

Alright spooky it’s up to you

Anyways

The big ones

Isn’t it usually hot as fuck when the races take place

😲

EDGY

We need it for a glue

You wish China man

I’d rather go to a casino and watch the ball spin

Horse racing is boring

You always have a 50% chance of winning

Being addicted to gambling is easy

You can’t lose