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Sounds like a fun holiday activity turnip

I call it retarded

Well Halloween is traditionally turnip night

Halloween eve

But it's the superior name

Well, pill bug is alright too....I guess

roly poly

It's called jaywalking

Oh I know that term

What

What

That's the edge of the sidewalk you tell black people to bite onto

The curb doesn't have grass on it retard

No word

Talk about eating crow

This little creature

CROW

That's cray cray

Crayfish

They can't conceive of pronouncing a word non-phonetically

British people are legitimately retarded sometimes

>brits

Loy

GAPE

I just gawk blocked my bro

3

Then went carra-mel later on

I feel as though I used to say carmel

2

With an America-only map

Truck or 18-wheeler

But the distinction is too slim to be relevant

I can see it

Using pedo speech

kys nigger

But I hear the phrase "icing on the cake" as well

Frosting usually

Either

To be continued

You're all ants to me

ant

Sometimes people conflate the two

Or a drug people use to cheat in sports

Dope is weed

>dope

SODA

FUCK YOU BITCH

This question is a psyop

All these other terms are made up