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Cook off

Yeah, making large dishes you’re stuck with eating is hell

Well

Because you’re too proud to cook

Okay, so you eat gay soy foods instead

If you cook your own food then you’re not dependent on femoid a

You’ve made steak

I’m too redpilled

Just let it simmer

So? You don’t have to do anything when it’s cooking

You’re actually a retard if you think stock takes effort

Just put scraps in a pot and simmer it

It’s so easy

It literally does not bop it

Make real stock

It’s full of soy and sugar

Bouillon is fucking awful

Yeah no shit I said the correct thing

10 hours

Then simmer the bones and scraps

Eat all the meat

Buy a whole chicken

Here’s a life hack

Yeah and it makes you short and gay

I had it once and hated it

I’m with Rusp here

When it’s a cup of noodles it already barely qualifies as food

I think they usually add corn too

Ramen and cheese is a thing

Or fruit juice

What about mineral water

But smoothies are filling

Soups are my favorite

Liquid is the smoothest food

Cup of noodles is one the most American foods I can think of

Use proper etiquette and do the thing where you put your thumb on top of the straw to drink

No, tilt the bowl and drink it

Fucking hell

You don’t use straws on warm liquid

Straws?

Dude

Max

Noodles are just filler

The broth is the best part

Of course

You fucking trog

It’s charred

Pulled pork

They don’t mind if you tilt the bowl in Asian restaurants

It’s sloppier