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they want to control you

>takes his meds every day

HURRY UP

NAE NAE

nae nae 'fore you get a whoopin

lmao

racism%

and you hit the credits

nah you give the enderman cooked chicken while it's holding a melon block

but every time you pull it off you get an eye of ender or diamond gear

💀

you have to input a 720 in fighting game notation on keyboard Gent Make it so it’s better than piglins but so retarded difficult to do the proper inputs

I'm not interested in the joke I'm interested in the idea

like, better than piglins

what if they just made a mob that's explicitly designed for the speedrun

that's true

I love getting head

even worse than california

euros

that's some shit

3 more hours a fucking weeeeeekkkk are you kidding me I bust my ass 9 hours a day washing dishes and I get everything I want and you mean to tell me some dipshit coders down in silicon valley can't do 6 A WEEK

put a little effort so the game can become marginally worse than terraria instead of flatout worse

what if minecraft actually just put every new mob in

shit cakes

blastoise drippin

based

nvm don't touch me

canadian

gargle my balls idiot

I should get a blowjob but we all can't have what we want polu bob you should watch interspecies reviewers

I don't get it

mmH

monkelol

if you were getting oral from a pumpkaboo would the big smiley face be sucking you off or would it be the tiny stem

pumpkaboo

yes

I need help

it's not supposed to be funny

I have a problem

it's not supposed to be funny

soap eater

idk guys this soap just tastes really fucking good

what are you, some kind of pussy

you can't stomach like 30 oreos

hero/bayo/link/lucina

more like

sora

that are autojab

and air combos

he has fucking autoaim bayo air combos