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is it about that time where I blew my own leg open when i was 14

what did I do to earn it

you respect me

really

I hate it here

nice

scapegoatsie

last time I saw her I asked her about it and she just laughed

this is not bullshit

my dad is insistent that she knows something about JFK's assassination but won't ever talk b0b my grandma on my dad's side was the secretary for the most recent fbi director (the one who retired or smth)

my grandma on my dad's side was the secretary for the most recent fbi director (the one who retired or smth)

you know that reminds me of a story

criminal justice

do my assignments

go to classes

not much really

a friend of mine just suggested that I eat gravel to cure my upset stomach

clearlt

I'm a cactus

the triforce Phijkchu_Pikachu he pissing in the sink, throws up in the tub, drinks from the toilet

the sink is back at college I'm at home

no in the bathtub

I frew up

I'm vomiting

he's already dead

@Phijkchu_Pikachu

if you don't bust your guts you'll never have to take a poop break

that's a bonus Pope (30% Chinese) what if I have chronic constipation will I still be banned? I can still hold a rifle

what happened

hey its that guy who set his bike on fire

I love being disabled

shiiiiiit I get free passage from being gay thats pretty awesome

TIME TRAVEL

BOOM

they need to be moving 300 mph against mars' rotation

heheheheheheh

damn

could be mars

could be mars

my cock

fuck off no way

nigger

his bike is on fire for real that's like 20 more stupid points

would you like to join me

hello, I have brain damage

high tier stupid

I always have -1 energy it never goes

what the fuck

yes but if you're cumming shit then you get a urinary tract infection

donnel lore