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But I don't say I should be able to, have someone tell me "dude, that's not how it works," then go "MY THERAPIST IS GONNA HEAR ME BITCH AB0OUT THIS FOR FOUR HOURS"

because I'm nowhere near that tall.

like reach the top of my house from the ground

Like, I refuse to even try to do some things for myself

Strike that "kobold" part, this is a rat-era person, dunno what they'd REEE with.

And then the hole which is filled with dick just goes, "I've had bad experiences with profs in the past so I'm not even gonna try, FIX IT FOR ME, KOBOOOOLD"

The person straight up said, "Nigga, I don't have any power here; you have to talk to your professors, because THAT'S HOW UNI WORKS. If they won't work with you because you can't get to class for two weeks, there ain't SHIT I can do, so you might as well drop the classes so it doesn't reflect poorly on you."

By the Nine Divine, how fucking retarded and narcissistic is this fuckwit

Text walls are my autopilot, basically. X(

Nah, not for that. heir oh god bob you're gonna make him write an essay again

When you spend so long with shit you say being misunderstood because you try to keep it short, it kinda becomes natural.

So far from black skinned.

r/nosleep had way better creepypastas than the Creepypasta wiki like 10 years ago. >_>

I think it's more r/nosleep tier

I mean, I get the black part, but I'm not moldy, and I don't have damage to my brain, núr meine ZNS

Oro?

I didn't know YTMND was still active

holy shit bio https://bobsagetrapedandkilledagirl.ytmnd.com/

That's why you have to fake the moon landing.

j/k, I was nowhere near born when the moon landing was faked.

I mean, the entire world around you is just numbers. I can use numbers to explain how I helped fake the moon landing.

Ironically, I'm almost non-verbal in person.

That is my mistake; I apologize.

Okay, I understand, I think. I was using the law of truly large numbers to say that a genius from two retards is likely to be born the more samples there are, but pointing it toward Rob and Megan is general statistics.

Then feel free to explain.

Bolds and italics for emphasis.

Read my message above, as literal as possible.

I just explained above.

No shit, I never argued anything different. Phijkchu_Pikachu Sure, but so could literally anyone, so what you said is meaningless

"Realistically? Or theoretically? Because the law of truly large numbers says the child could be the greatest genius to ever grace the earth." Saying that given enough samples - this does not have to be enough children of Rob and Megan, just children of two idiots - the law of truly large numbers would suggest that

Yknow the example of monkeys hitting random keys eventually typing up the complete works of Shakespeare? That's an example.

"the probability c for the less likely event X to happen in N independent trials can become arbitrarily near to 1, no matter how small the probability a of the event X in one single trial is, provided that N is truly large."

Law of truly large numbers, not law of large numbers. There's a reason it's often used to justify pseudoscience.

Rob and Megan could be that pair of tards, is what I'm saying.

It doesn't have to say that Rob and Megan have to have trillions of kids to eventually produce a genius, just given enough pairs of tards, the likelihood of a pair of tards producing a genius just continues to rise.

The law of truly large numbers, not law of large numbers.

That's why I said theoretically, not realistically. Phijkchu_Pikachu that does not work that way

Realistically? Or theoretically? Because the law of truly large numbers says the child could be the greatest genius to ever grace the earth. Mini how retard would a child that's parents were megan and rob be?

That's the most reaction I can hope to elicit.

and the Santa Mario.

The Nina, the Pinta,

For some reason that just made me think of the boats Christopher Columbus took to the Americas.

BDSM doesn't have to have violence or pain, but I'm not into it either

No piss, shit, vomit

No CP, no bestiality, no violence, etc

idk, I think it's like, I've gone so degenerate in porn viewing that my options were either go to borderline illegal or actually illegal shit, or go to stuff you can put in a PG-13 movie, and my brain decided to not go toward the illegal shit.

Like I said, I can find most of the stuff for it, just three vids I can't find without buying

XD

You've seen some of the stuff I've retweeted