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I dont have the brain capacity to untie these many knots of deception. Imma just bomb proof my mailbox and pray for the best reorruatrnte @EndlessVex max is lying me and garbage aren't the same person

Who covered it in trash? That’s animal cruelty

Badly

I mean it could spiritually be a cat, but if it’s an actual cat then it needs a vet

I’ll add that to my long list of thing I should probably watch but only god knows if I will Garbage https://9anime.to/watch/school-rumble.prj4/ep-1

The garbage bag Pokémon?

I still don’t know what that is so I have no trash I can talk

I was just gonna assume I offended a higher power

Ok so run from AMQ, get xbrox to kill themself because they mistyped xbox

Perfect, I’ll get to bomb proofing my mailbox.

Gotcha, so expect a pipe bomb from Garbage/Pirate. I’d have really been confused if I got one from a Pirate cause I’m on fairly good terms people who use dabloons as currency

I have not seen that, but I appreciate the attempt to give me a reference for this crazy human being

They haven’t like spontaneously combusted from just forming that sentence

Wait so tsundere pedo is still a thing?

I wanna make a witty joke but my brain can’t wrap around “tsundere for children” ain’t got the mental capacity

Fairly certain, if that changes I’ll give ya a heads up A tsundere for children? What does that mean?

I don’t know what that is, but I’m taking rumble as a fight and I can definitely beat up children in a school

I feel like that’s usually the default, you’d have to go pretty deep down in the server settings to turn that on

That’s a concerning statement

Firstly what is xBroxs? Secondly I am not a pedo, they won’t let me near the schools

What prophecy requires arthritis?

Y’all’s bones refuse to return to factory settings? Can’t get this damn ankle back in right

Fair

Is it gonna be expedited shipping cause the mail takes forever here

It’s all to hide the crippling depression, big brain moves

If I recall that’s the wrong angle to shoot, not always fatal. Rookie mistake

I am blissfully ignorant

Always, I fear everything.

I’ve just been making long swords and shovels, makes gathering kinda hard but you learn to live with it

I have the flexibility of a 2x4 I would simply snap in half

I don’t know what that word means

That could have been you

Why won’t you let your leg get swole?

You could have been walking both directions at once

Exactly, it’s how you get swole

Your leg was trying to grow big and strong, doctors probably gave you the arthritis

Damn, that usually works

Have you considered just telling the leg to not get arthritis?

First the leg quits then the body follows 😔🪦

That’s quitter talk

Hey drinking is a valued American pastime

Thank god all these young people are around, I need somebody to push my wheel chair out to the driveway so I can yell at the people walking by

28 with soul of a crusty white dog that’s on its last leg but nobody will put me down because I bring the mail sometimes

@Rusp That’s a deep story, thank you for sharing. Although I may now need to talk to my therapist about it… also to get a therapist

I mean am = America

Thank sweet southern Baptist baby Jesus