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you cannot convince me shark boy did not get completely maimed or severely injured from lava girl to make a kid

it had shark boy and lava girls kid in it

oh ive seen the trailer for that

cinny, i think you just have bad luck with races

awhile lol

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what about the Nyakuza Metro from a hat in time?

time for train theme

god no

i have accepted this

i will have nothing to tell, because i will remain a virgin forvever

oh, garbage you comin to visit?

i would also put myself in dying alone pool, possibly adopt

i have my own router

still a virgin bro

im a midget

my grandma, who is around in her 60-70s is slightly taller then me

i would believe it, pika needs hair for the cold

i dont even have girl beard

non existant

fantastic

lol i havent measured, so i just rounded to 5'4

im 5'3

ok i tried, but i cant last anymore. time for bed

the good dinosaur made me mad

i hate the good dinosaur

i said dammit, WASH THEM

LOL that happened to me yesterday

my tradition is opening 1 present on christmas eve

pika, are you secretly my mom? she got scratch tickets in her stocking lol

i always open my stocking when i wake up

same

i couldnt wait anymore and physically woke up my grandma

lol no

im badly fighting the urge to sleep

it was spooky

dont put this on me

dad loves you too

pretty sure spooky bought it for everyone

dumb af

I forgot the discord mascot is named wumpus

ah right

damn, so you just out your mother like that?

LUL

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if I had to say, I think 11 is the perfect age to give

pretty sure I was the first dad LUL

oh damn, I finally get a offical dad badge?

ah, I might be busy tonight