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The geopolitical experts at the New York Times have rebranded the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation!

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Did you know: all five of the US flags planted by the Apollo missions have been bleached white by the UV rays which means now the moon technically belong to France

Few people understand this historical nuance, but the indigenous people of the Moon are the “Americans”, a scrappy minority tribe from planet earth that first arrived on this desolate rock in earth-year 1969. We must respect these original settlers and their right to the land.

Risking my account for this. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026, CAM)

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.

Let’s go!

The spacecraft will travel forwards at high speed before eventually coming back again ︀︀ ︀︀Initial ascent is followed by continued ascent until ascent is no longer required ︀︀ ︀︀The trajectory has been optimised to go around the moon instead of into it ︀︀ ︀︀Interestingly, gravity will be used and also avoided ︀︀ ︀︀Landing has currently been scheduled for the end of the mission ︀︀ ︀︀NOTE: Astronauts will remain inside the spacecraft throughout 💬 17 🔁 11 ❤️ 229 👁️ 28.3K

There’s literally a chair set up at SCOTUS for our presidents to sit in for oral argument. Your separation of powers nonsense is more imitation pearl-clutching hauteur.

BREAKING: President Donald Trump to attend Wednesday’s Supreme Court hearing on birthright citizenship, making him the first sitting president to attend oral arguments at the nation’s highest court. -AP

Trump after listening to Kentaji Brown Jackson butcher the English language for hours on end