> Rusp are Rusp, a handsome and cool man from Ohio. Today is Rusp's 19th birthday, and Rusp is having a big birthday bash! All of Rusp's friends are coming!! There's cake, ice cream, and games!!!!!



> Rusp are Rusp, a handsome and cool man from Ohio. Today is Rusp's 19th birthday, and Rusp is having a big birthday bash! All of Rusp's friends are coming!! There's cake, ice cream, and games!!!!!
"Rusp, Rusp! The games are about to start!" Rusp's mom yells.
Rusp runs down the stairs and skids to a halt at the bottom.
"Hi Mom."

> Rusp says "WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS???"
Rusp's mom frowns.
"They're in your room."
Rusp frowns too and runs upstairs.

> Gent assess all available weapons.
You are Rusp, a handsome and cool man from Ohio. Today is Rusp's 19th birthday, and Rusp is having a big birthday bash! All of Rusp's friends are coming!!

> Gent says "That's right Ruspy, I'm the white retard now!"
You look at yourself in the mirror. Well, Rusp's mirror. You are Rusp now, and you are dressed in a cool, sexy t-shirt and tight, sexy jeans.

> Dan audibly gasps.
You look at your phone. It's an LG phone, specifically the model LG KS20, and it's a beautiful phone.
Rusp's room is nice and organized.

> Max break rusps phone.
You pick up Rusp's phone and throw it at the mirror. The mirror shatters and the phone bounces off, landing under Rusp's desk.
"SHIT!" Rusp says out loud.

> Gent practice nofap for the next 5 years.
You try to ignore that earlier incident. You can't think about it, or else you'll have another mental breakdown that will send you into the fetal position.
There's a knock on the door.

> Rusp answer the door, horrified of recent events.
You answer the door. It's your girlfriend, Elizabeth Swann. She's a pretty blonde girl with a sexy body and a cute face. You still find it hard to believe that she's dating you.

> Max stab his girlfriend.
You pull out your knife and stab Elizabeth in the throat, killing her instantly. Blood begins to pour from her neck as she falls to the floor.
"RUSP WHAT THE FUCK???"

> Gent rewind time.
You quickly grab your remote, and rewind time.
"Let's try that again."
Elizabeth: "Hey Rusp, I'm here!"
Rusp: "Hey Lizzy!"
Elizabeth walks in.

> Rusp open smelly presents.
"Hey Rusp. Happy birthday, my love!"
"Thanks, Lizzy. Let's see what you got me."
She pulls out a boxed DVD set of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

> Rusp says "WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THIS??"
Rusp throws the gift down, disgusted by it.

> Gent says "Me the real Rusp. Thank you my love."
"No problem, Rusp. So, did you like your prese...?"
Elizabeth stares at the broken mirror, and sees you standing behind Rusp.

> Dan says "nothing personnel kid?"
Elizabeth slowly backs away.
"You're not Rusp. Who are you? What have you done to Rusp?"
You pull out your knife.
"Nothing personal, Elizabeth."

> Max stabs elizabeth.
You stab Elizabeth multiple times in the throat, and she falls to the floor, dead.

> Gent create perfect clone of Elizabeth.
You rush to Elizabeth's body and check her pulse. She's dead.
"Shit. Fuck."
You look at the corpse of your dead girlfriend.

> Dan says "you're a fucking psycopath max"
You grab Elizabeth's wrist and drag her into Rusp's garage.
"Time to dispose of the body."
You throw her over your shoulder and walk out of the house.

> Rusp bring out Rusp's real girlfriend.
You walk outside and throw Elizabeth's body into the trunk of Rusp's car. It's a beautiful, sunny day outside.
You open up the driver's side door and get in.

> Gent expose Max on national TV.
Your head turns to the right and you see a McDonald's cup in the parking lot, on the ground.
You grab the cup with your left hand and throw it out the window.

> Rusp become Rusp.
You put the car in reverse.
The car begins to move backwards.
You place your right arm on the door and turn your head to look out the window.

> Rusp bECOME ME.
You feel a sharp pain in your neck. You reach up and feel a hole, then feel your blood running down your neck.
"Shit."
You fall out of the car, and onto the parking lot.

> Max cum.
white stuff comes out

> Gent blasts Max's head off.
blood comes out
You shoot your load.
"Ah fuck."
You put your dick back in your pants and go back to driving.
Just then, you hear sirens in the distance.
Fuck.

> Dan breaks free from rusp.
You step on the gas and start driving away.
You drive around and think about what you should do. You know the fed's will be looking for you any minute now. You can't go home, obviously.

> Gent hangs Max Akito.
You rush out of the car and head to your home, leaving Rusp's body in the parking lot.
As soon as you enter your home, you know something is wrong.
All becomes Rusp.
You rush upstairs to your room, where you see a man wearing a cheap suit and holding a briefcase. He stares at you. You stare at him.
"Hi there."

> Dan look for the end simulation button.

He says, "It's me, Rusp"Just then, you hear a loud noise coming from outside.
"The fuck is that?!"
"That would be the sound of your mother being blown the fuck up, you little prick."
"What?!?"
You stare at him.
"You've done so much for me. Now it's time to say thank you."

> Gent says "My Elizabeth broke, give me a new one"
You grab your gun and shoot at the man. You shoot twice, but miss on both attempts. He sighs and runs towards you.
"Fuck you!"

> Dan throw the gun at him.
He grabs your throat with his left hand and points your gun at you with his right.
You grab your gun and struggle to take it from him, to no avail.

> Max stops the simulation.
You wake up in a cold sweat. You're covered in sweat and you just experienced the most realistic nightmare you've ever had. Just then, you hear a loud, obnoxious noise coming from downstairs. It sounds like a...
Rusp.
You look at your clock, which reads 6:00am.
"What the fuck."
You sit up and look around.
"This isn't my room."
The room turns upside down, dropping everyone out into the sky.
"What the fuck is this?!" Rusp yells.
Tumbleweeds roll pass you as you fall.

> Dan says "Where are we dropping boys?"
"We're falling!"
You fall with Rusp and Elizabeth.
"Where exactly are we going to land?" Elizabeth asks.
"UNC FRIED CHICKEN IS NOW OPEN!"

> Gent pulls out his Fortnite crossbow and noscopes all the scrubs out of the air.
You pull out your crossbow and start shooting at the Scrubs who are falling with you. You manage to shoot several of them before you have to reload.
"Fuck."
The sky cracks and Rusp appears before you.
"We're all going to die!"
You scream as you fall, landing on a very sharp and pointy fencepost. You die.

> Max pulls out Max's sniper and shoots the giant rusp.
You shoot the giant rusp in the head, killing him.
"Fuck you Rusp!"
You fall through the air, flailing your arms and legs around.
"AHH! HELP!"

> Gent says "I'm deeeeead."
You fall through the air, flailing your arms and legs around.
"AHH! HELP!"
You hit the ground hard, and the world goes black.

> Max cast grand ravens claw and catch themself.
You grab the fence with your hands and snag yourself on a barb.
"Ow! Fuck!"
You scream as you are suspended upside down.

> Dan finishes off Max.
You stare at gus. You want him to suffer. You draw your pistol and shoot out his knee caps.
"Shit!" he yells as his kneecaps explode.

> Max become gus.
You have a sudden urge to become rusp.
Another Rusp appears, taking up the entirety of the sky.

> Dan destroys the very concept of Rusp.

"Hello," he says.
You scream as you are devoured.You raise your hands and cause the very idea of Rusp to implode and disappear forever.
Everything goes dark as you fall through time and space, eventually landing in a pile of horse shit.
You wake up, covered in horse shit. It's 7/7. You're late for work.

> Gent says "Classic"


> Rusp go to work.
You roll your eyes.
"You're fucking late, Dan."
"Uh... I had a shitty night. I was in a pile of horse shit."I got a late start, boss is gonna be pissed."
"Where were you?" asks your coworker.
"Don't ask questions," you say.
Later that night, you go to sleep.

> Dan dreams of Rusp Gent and Max.
You dream of being the rusps: fighting the war, killing the French, becoming addicted to drink and black powder, self-reflection and suicide. You dream of waking up, holding the knife to your throat.

> Max haunts dan as a ghost.
You dream of the night when the rusps died. You see the cannons fire. You see the French charging. You see your friends die.
You are hit by cannon fire and killed instantly.

> Gent says "Guess we're Nazis now, boys."
You awaken to a hazy, moonlit night. You're in the streets of Paris. You see thousands of corpses dressed in blue, lying outside a small inn.
You become Rusp once more.

> Dan says "WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME"

"Come on," you say. "Let's take stock of the situation."
"Where are the others?" asks Max.
You look around at the corpses lying on the ground.You begin to levitate. You become a spirit, cursed to wander the Earth forever. The rusps now control your mind, and you're going to haunt your family for all of eternity.

> Gent absorbs Max's life force.
You stare at Max, and a shadowy, ethereal tentacle erupts from your body. It strikes through the chest of your friend. Max's eyes bulge as you begin to drain his life force.
They all chant happy birthday.
The tentacle pulls back inside of you, and you feel a presence in your head.
"Gent? Is that you?" you ask.
"Yes, it's me," says the presence.

> Dan says "congratulations"
"This is a lot different than I expected," you say.
"Me too," says the presence.
The feeling goes away, and you start to become less muscular and more gaunt.

> Max says "You crack me up little buddy."
The shadowy tentacles begin to consume you. You become a spirit, doomed to wander the Earth forever.
Happy birthday!
You have reached the "Bad Ending." Watch your step, you might accidentally walk into traffic.