rawb

idk if I would dedicate my heart to rob

he might get my spleen

Maybe you can trade hearts with how worn out yours must be

So true!

Well he lives in my head rent free in truth

so he'd live in my brain

He could not afford the rent in my brain

it has to be a charity for free or he'd be homeless

My brain doesn't hold a lot of things

certainly not anything I study

So there's plenty of space for him

Priority of my brain -> Math/Physics -> Phijkchu lore -> Bomberman lore -> Random bullshit -> Rob

in that order

Do you have a job now? You're like a year older than me right

Starting gradschool in september

One of us has to win this PhD race

I'm graduating in a few weeks but no green card so I'm gonna become a NEET this summer

It will most likely be you

Unless I end up going to grad school to stay in the country like a real illegal would

lel

I mean, a real illegal would just stay in the country

doing school is a legal way of being there

lol

Fair point

I just like calling myself illegal because it's funny

Just get green card married. someone has to be looking for an 8/10

I've already had two people offer to marry me to get me to stay

So my 8/10 status is working out

Apparently even if I wanted to do that though it's a bit more complicated than that

I have to prove I'm going to stay with them for the foreseeable future or something

get impregnated by one of them, I am sure that'd help your case

pika don't let everyone on to the fact I've been a trans man this whole time

+1

That's how I got into the sneaky mouse rp in the first place

mental health chat sperging

I've had few people tell me similar stuff like that over the years, it is kinda rough admittedly

Alice is a little cringe with the block them advice though

I haven't had people tell me that stuff, but for whatever reason, being the camp counsellor of phijkchu, I have had to try and talk 3 different people out of suicide

(no one here though before I am asked)

damn it

lol

I know one of them pretty sure

(i am bullshitting)

It was me

Pika

I'm going to kill myself

right now

stop me