rawb

why is your name mint

Umbreon's long gone

Space

Um

and that's the only long thing about him

It's lame

I am the smallest confirmed dick size here

of the 3 we have

i have large peenor

I like the flavour mint

And the colour

thats pretty cringe bro

Yup

mint is honestly the most disgusting flavour

I'm not creative

I'm hurt pika

Mint is great

mint, mint is bad

what is mint

mint is not a creative color

mint isn't a colour

i know that for sure

I do love that everyone spells properly now (except you space get with the program)

I literally will just sit down and eat a whole tin of altoids

yeah fuck space

water is way better

Pika

space is shit besides in fiction

fuck you pikachu is a generic pokemon

I know five mint things

I always spell correctly

Don't you worry

pikachu is a good pokemon

super fuckable

The person Ice cream Toothpaste The candy The character from a disgusting furry text adventure game

Oh no

bro imagine capitalizing the first letter of your sentence

fucking losers

honestly I would rather my teeth rot then use mint toothpaste

all people that do that are trans confirmed

it actually makes me want to vommit

tf u use then?

colgate

you forgot the plant Max

even pirates use colgate

isn’t all toothpaste mint

max is trans?!?!?!

yes hence I do not use toothpaste

i don't care what the fucking flavour is i just want colgate