politics

getting greenland is good

1) It's cool 2) idk polar bears or some shit

important even

it has oil

doesn't it

Yeah we can fly America there during the next pandemic

isn't that the entire reason we qant it

it has massive gemstones

we want it for the military control of the north pole

it has a shit ton of oil but they're not drilling any of it

oh ok

Is Greenland the one with a lot of thermal power potential or is that Iceland

I never can remember

iceland is right on a plate rift

Must be that one!

also

this is the stat I think is really telling of the direction Canada will go Max

surely getting greenland will push canada

Trump getting Canada and Greenland would be so funny

Personally, I don't actually want Canada

I assume quebec would be the most resistant, but getting them first would be funny

Canada is too tainted with Indians and shit

Would be horrible honestly

But it would be funny

just wait for the military takeover of mexico

there aren't enough Indians (yet) where it's beyond salvage

I think there are enough that it's not worth it though

and a large % are eligable to be deported, as Pika has informed us

we already need to just send troops down to mexico and carpet bomb the cartels

then once we get canada we'll own half the world

The true American empire

I assume trump's cabinet is trying to figure out how to invade mexico while minimizing outrage

OH OH AH AH AH AH

what’s up

Monkey noises

canada is up

I enjoy Canada

The superior nation

no that's michigan

once we put america back together maybe trump can help do what biden didn't and put japan and korea back together

FINALLY!

I've been waiting so long

if we put them together

will either of them raise their birthrates please

no

absolutely not

trump should require china to give japan the land they fairly conquered in WW2

Korea is at 0.5 or smt

korea is dire