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SWITCH 2 SPORTS RESORT???

Honestly the only good thing they showed dolf

lmao

unless you are vinny

where the FUCK is sword fighting

where the FUCK is frisbee Golf

where the FUCK is frisbee dog

Its okay, thumb wrestling

where the FUCK is baseball

gonna get at least 4 more poofesure vids from this

For the record, I saw this last night

this would have been better

clearly they should have made a live action movie adaptation of OOT instead

Le sigh

Weird they didn't show more of Zelda if it's the holiday release this year, if it will get its own direct

Zelda is such a piggy bank now that they don’t need to show it lol

And yeah, I still don't know why Nintendo drip feeds wii sports They should have 20+ sports

+ include some other random island stuff

It feels so easy to make it a worthwhile game, but they just don't

Rhythm heaven looks fine, FE is playing it safe too

Good direct overall

I laughed at the JJK Survivors 99

And Pika, just be glad you're not getting a Zelda remake in the shitty toy box style they use for the 2D Zelda games now

god fuck fire emblem pandering

we got ONE game with good gameplay

and now its fully back to 3H slop mechanics

this shit looks fucking miserable

recruitment slop so you just recruit the same people every run because theres no reason not to and youre gimping yourself by not

and genuinely the most massive amount of filler bullshit they could include

if it wasnt ENOUGH filler

we have SHADOWS OF VALENTIA EXPLORATION

thank you

because 3h NEEDED MORE DOWNTIME

I rolled my eyes when they said "plan what to do in your downtime"

The 3H school mechanics were so genuinely forgettable and annoying

They also seem almost ashamed that their game is an SRPG

The downtime in 3H is passable the first time you play

The issue is theres FOUR ROUTES in that game

They show off cutscenes, and then slip in it's a tactics game as if they expect that to deflate their audience

SRPGs have fallen

and the downtime takes genuinely an hour between everymap

FE Fates the downtime you had a tiny home and you just sprinted around and could put all your shops and tiny stuff right next to eachother

Is that a brown woman wtf

Engage put it all right at the center of spawn

so you just did what you wanted and left

Even Engage, if you do ALL the activities each time, it's a little much But it's still worlds better than 3H

^

its mediterrianian themed