#memes · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 11:29 PM memes

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Dialga Feb 25, 2026 11:35 PM memes

that's a nice hospital bill

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 11:36 PM memes

Dialga, do you think you could fix him

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 11:36 PM memes

that's got to have fucked up his ribs

Dane Feb 26, 2026 12:20 PM memes

https://fixupx.com/Sizhe_bitcat/status/2026534685288050854

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SyrenBell Feb 26, 2026 11:02 PM memes

Big Momma has defeated BumbleBee a truly wonderous battle! 🥹

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SyrenBell Feb 27, 2026 7:03 PM memes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tE6KUIKg_TM?feature=share

Joey diaz on babysitting😂😂 #funny #podcast #joeydiaz #joeroga... www.youtube.com

SyrenBell Feb 28, 2026 11:15 AM memes

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 1, 2026 4:49 PM memes

https://x.com/TheInternetFish/status/2028124097918496915 someone on twitter discovered a channel we discovered first

Gent Mar 1, 2026 10:28 PM memes

Raccoons Mar 1, 2026 10:34 PM memes

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legorhin Mar 2, 2026 2:24 AM memes

SyrenBell Mar 2, 2026 9:21 AM memes

https://x.com/real_lord_miles/status/2028343133252014241

The British ruled india for 200 years and showering still never caught on

heir Mar 2, 2026 10:14 AM memes

that's because the British also don't shower, obviously

Dane Mar 3, 2026 3:30 AM memes

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legorhin Mar 3, 2026 7:21 AM memes

https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/2028803335487164804

>Marks America as "never" >Marks Iran as "Maybe" >Marks India as "Absolutely" LOL

Regi Mar 3, 2026 8:56 AM memes

Replying to Dane #princelydone

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Pics of the phijkchu horse meetup

SyrenBell Mar 3, 2026 9:16 AM memes

Stuck in a dream forever

Dialga Mar 3, 2026 9:52 AM memes

Replying to legorhin #jazardly

https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/2028803335487164804

marking any african country as anything other than never is also a weird thing to do

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 10:19 AM memes

there's a couple that are probably safe enough, but not most of what is green on that map

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 10:52 AM memes

https://xkcd.com/3214/

xkcd: Electric Vehicles xkcd.com

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 11:34 AM memes

Places I'd live are nuXs

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 11:34 AM memes

places I'd visit are closer to reasonable, but still kind crazy

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 11:36 AM memes

I just noticed this guy is using a map with somaliland separate from somalia

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 11:36 AM memes

the coloring for that is pretty well done at least

heir Mar 3, 2026 11:48 AM memes

does the existence of both never and reluctantly as options imply that if you were forced to live in a never country, you'd rather literally kill yourself on the spot?

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 11:49 AM memes

wouldn't you if you were forced to move to Turkmenistan?

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 11:49 AM memes

and not Iran

heir Mar 3, 2026 11:52 AM memes

i'm trying to think of countries where i really would rather be dead

heir Mar 3, 2026 11:52 AM memes

i suppose any religiously fanatic countries

heir Mar 3, 2026 11:53 AM memes

assuming they would want me to live according to their beliefs

Gent Mar 3, 2026 11:54 AM memes

America should always be at least a maybe because of the wide range of differences across the states

Gent Mar 3, 2026 11:55 AM memes

For example, in Louisiana you may as well end yourself on the spot

heir Mar 3, 2026 11:55 AM memes

lol

Dialga Mar 3, 2026 12:02 PM memes

yeah you should break the USA up by it's states on that kind of map, at least

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 12:04 PM memes

Turkmenistan has a crater that has been on fire since 1971. Surely that is enough to pull it higher than Never.

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 12:04 PM memes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darvaza_gas_crater?useskin=vector

Darvaza gas crater

The Darvaza gas crater (Turkmen: Garagum ýalkymy), also known as the Door to Hell or Gates of Hell, officially the Shining of Karakum, is a burning natural gas field collapsed into a cavern near Darvaza, Turkmenistan. Hundreds of natural gas fires illuminate the floor and rim of the crater. The crater has been burning since 1971. Drilling punct...

en.wikipedia.org

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:07 PM memes

Replying to Dialga #god_of_time

yeah you should break the USA up by it's states on that kind of map, at least

You should break up most countries by state/province

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:07 PM memes

They gut who wrote this does not mean he'd love to live in the yukon or Iqaluit

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

(or the northwest terretories, who'd ever live there!)

Dialga Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

i guess

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

he's willing to live in greenland though

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

greenland is probably better than the 3 territories I listed

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

objectively speaking

legorhin Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

and svalbard

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:08 PM memes

I think I would rather live in greenland than north north canada

Gent Mar 3, 2026 12:09 PM memes

Isn’t there only a sliver of Greenland where people actually live

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 3, 2026 12:09 PM memes

Probably,

Gent Mar 3, 2026 12:09 PM memes

I guess the same applies to Canada

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