general

were the a lot of tornados, or was it just the hail + wind?

Tornados too

Whens the meet up

I hate this Washington already

Me when I am the british during the late 1700s

Me whenever I think of a good use for a peanut

Me when I’m a Virginia apple farmer and I learn where the best apples come from

I'll believe it when I see it

I'm going on an Apple hunt today

You should try actually tasting the apples instead of just looking at them

1/1 doctors I polled do not recommend eating apples

me when i have a ton of washing to do

apples : doctors :: garlic : vampires

I can't tell if these people are homeless or liberals

Doing schitzo yoga by the train tracks

My defense of the apple slander is that it that apples are not in season

Man garbage, you weren't kidding

aw hell nah

When a Red Delicious is in a "whats the best apple" competition and literally any other apple shows up

Who gets to name this one?

holy shit it walked straight through the fence

spooky stay back

that thing is lethal

His face is the best yet

Slump

Hes the strongest, possibly the boss of the others, be careful

distinguished little guy

Google stopped me till I addressed there was a tornado

Google I/O is today, which I'm 1000% sure will produce some cringe AI features

tariffs are so gay

💀

Its okay, America is great again

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Amen

These tariffs are causing poor scalpers to starve

The horror

I think we should allow scalpers to buy with discounts so they can make even higher margins for all of their hard work

The government should give Regi his own Indian contractor to handle this stuff, its the least they could do

If the government told me I was going to be receiving a free Indian I would wonder what I did to deserve punishment

Sir pls sir

I would be happier with a dog

At least they can be potty trained

People do prefer the company of their own kind after all