general

Lamp, don't ask me, I've been hanging out with Max

so I'm in no way abiding by my quarantine

minimize vectors so if you win the lottery and actually get it it can be easily traced and contained

yeah exactly

I took the quarantine seriously for 1-1.5 months I haven't even sort of cared since then

I'm not planning on hanging out with anyone except her really, maybe my other friends but I'm pretty happy to stick to outside and six feet away with a mask on with them

asymptomatic transmission is a myth so if you don't have any symptoms there is no reason for you to quarantine

I fucking regret taking it seriously at the beginning of march

now is the time in florida to take it seriously if any lmao

My work involves me coming into contact with like 200 people a day sometimes

I have not had corona virus

good for you rusp

My work still has be jerking off at home, instead of working

I’ve got the worlds best immune system

my work is still me sitting around reading dilbert

your immune system can't regrow legs

Well leg

You see

My immune system as less to guard

Ergo

Immunity

I have less square inch of body to possible be infected in

so everything below your hips is fair game for infectious disease

I think it helps that you're surrounded by old people

they're like sponges

they virus is attracted to them

and away from you

Uh

Old people?

coronavirus targets old people thats why the median age is so high

I’m not working at a nursing home

I forgot

it just looks past u if you’re under 40

you're a truck driver

old trucks* are like sponges

better?

Cuomo targets old people, thats why corona kills so many

Viruses kill people

which is why people are dying

more news at 11

have their been riots in florida, or is it just partying idiots making the virus go crazy?

It's 11

all of you college lads might have the opportunity to get the Coronavirus vaccine early

since they're trying to line up large-scale testing

I'm waiting, assuming they ever find one

Spooky they’re going to give me autism 😥

Lamp, would you test the vaccine for $50

yeah get that totally trustworthy rushed vaccine bill gates wants to shove into your bloodstream

or whatever they normally give college students