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bet you have five minutes to jack off too donthca

Yes actually

But why would I need five minutes to do that

That's the sort of thing that needs a day set aside for it

?

I don't even need a minute

pre-doordash, delivery was less of a scam

Delivered pizza is a better option for me because I live decently far from the place we get it from

most pizza places are still cheaper

as long as youre not in a city

i compared prices recently

chinese is also cheap SOMETIMES

for delivery still

It depends on the place for pizza, some who do their own delivery and don't "optimize" their routes by trying to deliver 30 pizzas at once are fine

but the closer you are to a city the less likely

The Chinese restaurant in my town is dirt cheap but they do not deliver

chinese delivery 😋

And they have two parking spot

god i want some Chinese slop

the weird one is chick fil a

Wait, I ordered delivery once within the past year but I was plastered

they've started doing 1st party delivery

i hope your heads okay

I see the chicken trucks drive around now

It's preserved in plaster at least

They usually deliver to businesses

That's what that usually is

isnt it like catering kinda

At least around here

Rusp, it's so much worse around here

but you can order it technically

it'll drive down the street, bringing people their single biscuit and coffee

i think catering has priority but if they're not catering you can order

oh

rich people be like:

I'll point them out next time you're up here Max

Well, my mom works at a medical facility and apparently they have 5 minute presentations every day where the people cater the entire facility

in the mornings Starbucks, Chick fil A, and dunkin

that is common rusp

some of them have like

deals

doordashing dounuts unirronically

where they come to cater every day

Part of the donut experience

Is picking them out

^^^

YES

If you are ordering them KILL YOURSELF

some people don't get that