general

I think option 6 is the funniest

that's my rationale

If trump actually attacks demark, raise my answer by 5 countries

I guess 6 right now

I am hedging on more sane people distracting trump so no war with denmark happens

We're going to nuke greenland

And they're going to like it

"the grass is always greener on the other side...?"

hardly

heh

They are begging for it according to indians pretending to be from the US on twitter

all geopolitics is an indian proxy war now online

I will be boycotting the olympics. I won't watch it

I'm saying -1

because there will be drama when we try to add Greenland like we did Puerto Rico to compete

A new country forms and attends?

oh

I will be boycotting the olympics for like the 8th time in a row

same Rusp

The Winter olympics are unirronicaly more fun in every way

wtf is there to watch in the Summer other than shooting and Biathalon

Break dancing

ok, 3 things

I feel like literally every winter sport is fun to watch

There is no sport worth watching

other than the tour de rance

The winter ones aren't "sports" which makes them fun

in Summer it's a bunch of tryhards in a pool or Rusp spinning around and throwing a ball

Wait I just got the pun

I may be stupid

You are

I just had a schitzo moment

I thought I heard a bird trapped inside my wall

started poking and knocking, trying to see where it was

but it turned out to just be a weird echo/reverb thing of my heart beating and being too close to my metal desk frame

at least you didn't start digging up the floorboards

The FIFA World Cup is in the US right? If no one boycotts that no one will boycott the olympics

At least he was honest enough to admit it was insanity this time

FIFA is the CUM Cup

im drunk again

helloo

my headphones hurt to wear

well idk if drunk I can type pretty fine it seems

damn

Sup pika choo

sup kribblar

choo choo cachoo

Chugged half a liter of water, I'm good

Fascinating to feel my mind start to start to start to start chugging on again