#general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Mini Feb 24, 2026 4:46 PM general

So my car is stuck on the hoist at the dealership I bought my car at. The only reason I took it to them was for an free oil change

mint Feb 24, 2026 4:46 PM general

ope embarising for them i assume

mint Feb 24, 2026 4:47 PM general

idk how you even get stuck on a hoist

Mini Feb 24, 2026 4:47 PM general

I get a free rental for the night

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 24, 2026 4:52 PM general

please tell me you took a pic

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 24, 2026 4:52 PM general

that's funny

Kribbles Feb 24, 2026 4:52 PM general

It must be really stuck to get a free rental lol

Mini Feb 24, 2026 5:08 PM general

I hope I can get a picture

Mini Feb 24, 2026 5:19 PM general

I got a 2026 Durango

Mini Feb 24, 2026 5:19 PM general

No picture

Mini Feb 24, 2026 5:50 PM general

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 25, 2026 12:30 AM general

Rusp congrats on your youtube career btw, Got recommended your last video and saw it had over 500 views

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 25, 2026 12:30 AM general

Also this is inherently a funny bit

Gent Feb 25, 2026 2:10 AM general

In order of popularity

legorhin Feb 25, 2026 5:37 AM general

Replying to legorhin #jazardly

trump should give him the highest civilian honor

wow he's actually doing it

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 8:11 AM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

Also this is inherently a funny bit

Just pretend like it's a normal game no one will ever know

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 10:10 AM general

Had my first Phijkchu-related dream. I saw Pirate in a store. I was surprised at this fact and did not talk to him. That is all.

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 10:14 AM general

I lied, that wasn't actually all. I recognized Pirate by his voice because he was talking to his little brother, who in this dream is Poron Chao, but Pirate called him Panyon and he complained that that wasn't his name. I found this humorous.

heir Feb 25, 2026 10:16 AM general

it's understandable that you would be hesitant to talk to pirate

heir Feb 25, 2026 10:16 AM general

he is very intimidating

taxes Feb 25, 2026 10:17 AM general

he's a 4 foot 7 black man

taxes Feb 25, 2026 10:17 AM general

who dresses as a catgirl

taxes Feb 25, 2026 10:17 AM general

so id understand

reorruatrnte Feb 25, 2026 10:20 AM general

I can't believe I'm Pitten Ciao in your dreams

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 10:21 AM general

by transitive property, I apparently see you as a dashing, golden, perfect man. Your welcome.

reorruatrnte Feb 25, 2026 10:22 AM general

usually when phijkchu appear in my dream, they actually still take the form of people in a discord server or some other online thing. IRL phijkchu appearances is very rare

reorruatrnte Feb 25, 2026 10:23 AM general

i can only remember two such dreams, which both involved a scenario where I was meeting up IRL with the phijkchugames members, and for some reason both were only rusp and dan

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 25, 2026 10:23 AM general

I still will never forgive spooky from my first phijkchu dream involving him

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 11:54 AM general

My dreams are always me doing extremely mundane things, so the only chance for someone to appear in them is if they are doing mundane thing as well.

reorruatrnte Feb 25, 2026 11:55 AM general

my dreams always involve some kind of problem or conflict, probably because those are the only ones i remember

SyrenBell Feb 25, 2026 1:42 PM general

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2026659447884628429

Researchers at Kyoto University unveiled Buddharoid, an AI-powered humanoid robot Buddhist priest, amid Japan's national priest shortage. It offers spiritual guidance, answers personal questions, and performs gestures such as bowing and praying to help address the shortage of

SyrenBell Feb 25, 2026 1:42 PM general

Things are real in this world

Dialga Feb 25, 2026 1:47 PM general

does the buddha approve of AI?

legorhin Feb 25, 2026 1:47 PM general

does the buddha approve of magic 8-balls?

SyrenBell Feb 25, 2026 2:01 PM general

Next Phijkchu Meetup Location!

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legorhin Feb 25, 2026 2:03 PM general

why farm scorpions?

heir Feb 25, 2026 2:06 PM general

to eat, obviously

Polar_ Feb 25, 2026 2:06 PM general

Let them sting you, build up immunity

The Shadow不滅 Feb 25, 2026 4:34 PM general

Yo

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 6:14 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 6:14 PM general

@Garbage

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 6:14 PM general

why the fuck is it 3 hours long

Garbage Feb 25, 2026 6:16 PM general

That seems way too long

Garbage Feb 25, 2026 6:16 PM general

Are we doing a phijkchu suffers through the first episode of survivor?

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 6:16 PM general

I'll stream it 2/25/2026 8:00 PM

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 6:16 PM general

until we get bored

Garbage Feb 25, 2026 6:17 PM general

I hope Mr. Beast shows up episode 1

Garbage Feb 25, 2026 7:37 PM general

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 25, 2026 8:41 PM general

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Gent Feb 25, 2026 8:57 PM general

What the fuck are those piercings

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